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Funny story:  Chavs to require separate country by 2050, experts warn.

Chavs to require separate country by 2050, experts warn.

Britain's chavs are reproducing at such an alarming rate in that to prevent a UK population crisis they must eventually be granted their own territory. The dire warning, from researchers based primarily in Essex and South Yorkshire, revealed their fi...
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