"You don't even realize anything's missing" says one pleased fan "He's locked into the Thriller stage permanently but that's my favorite look of Michael's anyway."
The upswing to Michael's ragged visage is that while it used to take over five hour...
Late last week garbage collector Mike Douglas from New Jersey was arrested for his connection with the Middle Eastern terrorist group Al-Qaeda. Apparently, he had been dispensing of their written communication since early 2006. It is purported that h...
The race to the 'new moon' ended yesterday when Chinese astronaut Yao-Li confirmed to a press conference in Beijing that China had beaten the U.S. to the new moon.
A flurry of questions followed. Journalists were skeptical as there hadn't been a...
Yesterday, a Detroit man broke free from the city jail. The sheriff's deputy had handcuffed the man, placed him in a glass encased tank full of water and securely locked all the doors, gates, bars, and buckles that make up the Detroit facility.
What started as a huddle of bodies on the streets of Bluebank, West Virginia in the late 1970's has slowly amassed into a movement across age, race, and even nationality.
The Church of the Living Dead figures into the spiritual scene every bit as...
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