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Funny story: President Obama Instructs Congress to Reduce Spending

President Obama Instructs Congress to Reduce Spending

In a fleeting moment of sanity on Capital Hill today President Obama addressed Congress giving instructions for the up coming budget. Obama stressed that the federal government must do the same as the American people are having to do in these difficu...
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Funny story: Louisiana Justice of the Peace Approves of Interspecies Marriages

Louisiana Justice of the Peace Approves of Interspecies Marriages

Louisiana Justice of the Peace stands by his objection to interracial marriages but has no objection to interspecies marriages. Last week reporters traveled deep into the back woods of Louisiana's, Tangipahoa Parish, 8th Ward, to the mobile home...
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Funny story: American Medical Association Defines Liberalism as a Disease

American Medical Association Defines Liberalism as a Disease

Doctors working at the Univ. of TX., in Austin have petitioned the American Medical Association to define and treat Liberalism as a disease, not unlike Alcoholism. After evaluating the study the AMA has agreed. Liberal behavior, they define as mixtur...
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Funny story: Congress To Vet New Cookie Czar

Congress To Vet New Cookie Czar

In an effort to reach across the isle to the GOP, Obama today agreed to let a congressional committee vet his new Cookie Czar appointee. Today Obama submitted three names for consideration and recommendation, the Keebler Elf, Cookie Monster, and the...
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Funny story: Obama Extends Life Expectancy to 140 Years

Obama Extends Life Expectancy to 140 Years

A new gene has been isolated in the serum of Barack Obama's blood that is believed to extend the worlds average life expectancy to 140 years. Scientist in Berkley, CA., studying Obama's blood have isolated a gene never before discovered in homo sapie...
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Funny story: New Aztec Calender Predicts New Date for the End of the World

New Aztec Calender Predicts New Date for the End of the World

Anthropologists have adjusted a new date for the end of the world to Jan 13, 2013, Barack Obama's last day in office. It is now believed by many scientists that the only way to continue the existence of the universe is to reelect Obama as President o...
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Funny story: Obama Nationalizes Cookie Industry

Obama Nationalizes Cookie Industry

Yesterday in an effort to prevent more job losses in the small business arena, the Obama administration nationalized the Cookie Industry. Today Obama told reporters, "The Cookie Industry is the heart of American small business, and as American as app...
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Funny story: Beltway D.C. Sniper Pardoned

Beltway D.C. Sniper Pardoned

In a move that initially surprised the Washington press core Barack Obama stated in a press conference on Monday that he had just signed documents to pardon the notorious Beltway D.C. Sniper John Allen Muhammad. Mr. Muhammad who only hours ago was s...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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