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Funny story: Labour Announce 'Glass of Water Tax' to fund NHS

Labour Announce 'Glass of Water Tax' to fund NHS

Westminster was reeling earlier today when the Labour Party announced that, if elected, they would be taxing glasses of water to fund the NHS. "This follows on from yesterday's TV programme, where Myleene Klass criticised our Mansion Tax proposal,...
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Funny story: Elderly Woman Dies of Natural Causes - Hundreds Celebrate

Elderly Woman Dies of Natural Causes - Hundreds Celebrate

There was jubilation in the streets of Britain as an elderly woman, who had been ill for some time, passed away earlier this week. The elderly woman had once been a person of some importance but that had not been the case for nearly a quarter of a...
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Funny story: Konrad Adenauer Jailed For War Crimes

Konrad Adenauer Jailed For War Crimes

Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany from 1949-1963 Konrad Adenauer was yesterday jailed for waging aggressive war, war crimes and crimes against humanity by an Allied Military Tribunal. Speaking after the sentencing, one of judges gave t...
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Funny story: Underpants Bomber blamed on 'Global Warming'

Underpants Bomber blamed on 'Global Warming'

The antics of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Christmas Day Underpants Bomber, have been directly linked to global warming, climate experts confirmed today. "We are convinced that the accurate rise in global temperatures that we correctly predicted...
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Funny story: Fox Launches 2 New Cars

Fox Launches 2 New Cars

Fox announced yesterday that they are diversifying into the automotive sector during the Anchorage Motor Show in Alaska to take advantage of market niches caused by the collapse of GM. "Essentially the vehicle consists of two main components, a to...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown May Almost Deny Dithering Allegations 'Soon' - Labour Spokesperson

Gordon Brown May Almost Deny Dithering Allegations 'Soon' - Labour Spokesperson

Gordon Brown came out today strongly evaluating the possibility that he may attack the accusations that he is a 'Prize Ditherer' 'Sometime Soon', according to a Labour Spokesperson. "He's almost certain to potentially speak out on these taunts by...
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Funny story: Labour "Recruiting Schoolchildren as Candidate MPs"

Labour "Recruiting Schoolchildren as Candidate MPs"

There was shock yesterday as it was revealed that groups of Labour Party officials have been loitering near school entrances and accosting schoolchildren as young as 12 with a view to getting them hooked on left-wing politics. "This is perfectly n...
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Funny story: New TV Panel Show Announced by BBC

New TV Panel Show Announced by BBC

The BBC announced a new show to appear in their Spring Schedules. Entitled "Roasting Time", it will involve a panel of people in the news being questioned by an invited audience on current events. "The critical difference to other shows,", explai...
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Funny story: Far-Right Leader Banned From BBC's Question Time in 1940

Far-Right Leader Banned From BBC's Question Time in 1940

There was controversy yesterday when the BBC announced that its September 1940 edition of Question Time would not include Adolf Hitler, the Leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and Leader of the Third Reich. "We don't believe that...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown 'To Wear Paper Bag On Head' - Labour Spokesperson

Gordon Brown 'To Wear Paper Bag On Head' - Labour Spokesperson

Following private polling by the Labour Party, it has been announced that the Prime Minister will be wearing a brown paper bag with two eyeholes over his head. "We've realised that every time people saw Gordon Brown on the television that we lost...
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Funny story: Brown 'To Send 500 X-Factor Contestants to Afghanistan'

Brown 'To Send 500 X-Factor Contestants to Afghanistan'

It was announced that the 500 British Army reinforcements to be sent to Afghanistan will be made up entirely of X-Factor Contestants, but they won't be required to perform their act in the middle of actual combat situations, a government spokesperson...
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Funny story: Labour Predicts 'Landslide Result' in 2010 with Gordon Brown

Labour Predicts 'Landslide Result' in 2010 with Gordon Brown

There was intense excitement at Labour Headquarters yesterday as private polling revealed the likely outcome of the 2010 General Election. "Make no mistake", said a Labour spokesperson, "We are heading for a record landslide result under Gordon...
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Funny story: Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

President Obama spoke at a meeting of the United Nations Security Council yesterday afternoon in support of a resolution against Fox News' use of Words to Manufacture Disenchantment (WMD). "After the attacks of 9.11, 9.23 and quarter to ten this m...
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Funny story: Scriptwriter's Strike Halts Jordan

Scriptwriter's Strike Halts Jordan

Sub-porn star Jordan, aka Katie Price, faces disaster as her script writer quit, it was reported yesterday. Speaking with the aid of a piece of paper with double-spaced typing in a large sans-serif font on it the silicone-based life-form elaborated...
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Funny story: EU Official Confused by Democracy

EU Official Confused by Democracy

A new exhibition opened yesterday at the European Commission in Brussels charting the progress of democracy on the continent since the year 1900. "Essentially it charts the way in which national and international institutions have become more acco...
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Funny story: Retinal Tears "Perfectly Natural"- Brown Aide Says

Retinal Tears "Perfectly Natural"- Brown Aide Says

The condition of Gordon Brown's one working eye was "no cause for concern" a No.10 spokesperson said today. "It's perfectly natural for a person in a leadership position to shed a few tears now and again. Margaret Thatcher did it, Tony Blair did...
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Funny story: Obama "Wurst President Ever" - Glenn Beck Momentarily Ecstatic

Obama "Wurst President Ever" - Glenn Beck Momentarily Ecstatic

There was no room for doubt at the annual meeting of the Premium Sausage Makers Association of America held this year in Madison, Wisconsin. "Sales of our products to the White House have increased 400% since January 20", one DC-based delegate said.
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Funny story: Obama 'Not A Shagger' - Official

Obama 'Not A Shagger' - Official

Barack Obama is 'Not a Shagger', according to the Association of Presidential Stereotypes, said an official today. "We divide Republicans into two categories, Crooks or Buffoons and the Democrats into Shaggers or Nice Guys. Obama is now only the s...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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