Oslo, Norway: Norwegian State Broadcaster NRK, has finally broadcast the ultimate programme, that Wood burners all round the world have been anxiously waiting years for. Some ask, why they took so long making the programme, it was long over due.
Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist.
"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"
At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.
Solre-sur-Sambre in Belgium, to Zagreb in Croatia, in sixty hours
In years to come, when the Solre-sur-Sambre to Zagreb car rally becomes well established, it will be the momentous first trip by 67-year-old Sabine Moreau, who orginally typed in a...
HMS Astute, Southampton: Police investigations, carried out by the Hampshire Constabulary have found out that the consumption of 20 pints of cider was not unsual for naval ratings and "significant" numbers of the crew used to get "drunk out of their...
A desolate Hotel, near Wigan, UK: New Years Eve, everybody is getting ready for fireworks and champagne. People are getting ready for the BIG party.
Then there is a desperate 'TWITter' message picked up by all good Samaritans, by a £115,000-a-we...
Old Trafford Farm, Manchester: The ring-leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble. Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas. Rum...
Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...
Ritz Hotel, Piccadilly, London: Is it the Ritz or is it writs, the legal from! Accusations has been thrown around that there has been a theft of the Ritz 106-year-old five star hotel trademark, by 'commoners' and 'Johnny-come-latelies'!
The prob...
Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...
Brum, Land of the Brummies: Exasperated Brummies have been left with long waits and repeatedly been transferred to wrong Departments because the strong Brummie accent has baffled the voice recognition software.
The Brummie twang causes the machin...
Emirates Stadium, North London: Last night at the Arsenal AGM (25th Oct 2012), there were feisty discussions on whether a trophy less Arsenal, had the right to charge £13.90 for a portion of fish and chips!
Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke who was insi...
Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist claims he felt embarrassed after Choc ice slur man had made the decision despite Gin soaked senile, ex trade unionist telling the media in his pre-match press conference that all of his players would support the c...
Anfield, Merseyside: Deep within the 'bunker' mentality that makes Liverpool FC one of the legendary world Football Clubs, sits King Brenny. Before King Brenny, on his desk, lays a reportedly 600 page dossier that highlights the new dawn!
Let us...
Wembley HQ, England: With Team GB consolidating their third position in the Olympic tables, now it is time to shout a big "Hurrah" for the England Football team, who are third best at infighting, shagging each others wife's, getting boo'ded at by th...
Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al...
Los Angeles, California: LA Galaxy lost 4-3 against rivals San Jose recently. In the final minute of the match, David Beckham was able to 'rehabilitate' an injured player with a 'Bend it Like Beckham' dead ball shot.
It was reported that David B...
NHS Hospitals, United Kingdom: Thursday 21st June 2012, the 'caring' Doctors in the United Kingdom who have signed the 'Hypocratic Oath' to save peoples lives... These 'caring' UK Doctors will strike for their own outrageous display of selfishness...
A crazy night and a "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" game dragging the emotions of England from delight to despair and then finally to "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" with a winning goal!
Throughout the match the Swedish fans had been mocking of the E...