Millions of asthmatics all over the world have signed a petition to ban the food colouring Annato. The evil chemical is the best friend of the peanut and it is responsible for a sudden country wide epidemic of food allergies. The epidemic has resul...
A woman in Newcastle has tonight sensationally revealed that Margaret Thatcher has a terrible secret. That secret is that she deprived children in the North East of their underpants during the 1980s miners' strike.
"That's right" Said Ginny fro...
A top psychologist has today published an article outlining a new syndrome that sheds light on the cold hearted behaviour of several top tories.
She calls it "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome" and she says its a syndrome that needs to be treated right a...
A top London Clairvoyant has tonight revealed that she has been visited by angry political figures from the past who are all horrified by the implementation of the bedroom tax.
She says the first to contact her was the former Labour Leader Michae...
Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed what Justin meant when he cryptically tweeted that he snapped at journalists today because they were "Saying the Worst thing".
The friend who wishes to be known only as LA said "Those journalists are...
A spokesman for the "Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement" called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed.
He s...
Celtic football club has vociferously denied that its players are bored of football now that Rangers have gone to play in the Nether regions of Scottish football.
But an insider has tonight revealed that this is not true. Archie McTaggart, chie...
It has been sensationally revealed tonight that Bob Diamond was never on the public records as having been infected with Alien Brain Beetles. He has also never appeared on the Tory Zombie Register.
Zombie watchers around the world have been so...
Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...
David Cameron's bank account has been depleted to zero by a Robin Hood Style Computer Hacker. The attack came just 20 minutes after the Tory without a heart declared war on the Under 25s and tiny children who have already been abandoned by their fa...
Celtic Football club have released a statement saying that they will probably have to say "No" to newly created football team "The Rangers" plea for inclusion in the Scottish Premier League.
The decision came after the Celtic board got together a...
Friends of Louise Mensch have revealed that she is being tormented by nightmares about losing the Political Tweeter of the Year award to John Prescott.
Both politicians have been nominated for the award, but Louise is the only one in the world w...
A private investigator who works for a very serious London broadsheet newspaper has tonight revealed that Joey Barton has become a hero by uncovering the headquarters of the Alien Brain Beetle project.
Alien Brain Beetles, as you probably alread...
It has been reported in a very respectable New York Science fiction magazine that Ray Bradbury left the world with one final prophecy before he went to join the big book club in the sky.
He is said to have told the editor of the journal that one...
The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton.
It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...
Dennis Skinner has come back fighting after he was cruelly told to retire by David Cameron. He said "I can't leave the House, its got zombies, and I won't leave until every one of them is gone"
Dennis first joined the fight against the zombies in...
The most ingenious computer hacker in the history of the world has tonight been revealed as a political figure who strikes fear at the heart of all Tories, and laughs in the face of the Lib Dems.
Yes, that's right, Sabu has been revealed as Ed M...
The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI.
During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...