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David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...

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Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Funny story: Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Boris Johnson has admitted that he was the cheeky prankster who stole a manhole cover from outside David Cameron's Downing Street House, but he denies trying to remove him from Power. The announcement came after David Cameron was tonight to hospi...

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Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Funny story: Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Didier Drogba has tonight revealed a sensational secret that could explain his recent success at Galatasaray. He said that he has learned that success on the football pitch is not about training, and it is not about teamwork, it is, apparently, all...

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Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

Funny story: Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

The ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has tonight revealed he has been left devastated by the loss of his favourite fishing Rod. The fishing rod is said to have been especially dear to the Italia '90 hero because it had been signed by every singl...

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Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

Funny story: Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

David Cameron and George (Gideon) Osborne were last night sensationally recorded celebrating the privatisation of Royal Mail with a great big Gangsta Royal Mail Theft themed party. The party started for Pre-dinner drinks at "The Last Post Pub" o...

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Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers

Funny story: Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers

Millions of asthmatics all over the world have signed a petition to ban the food colouring Annato. The evil chemical is the best friend of the peanut and it is responsible for a sudden country wide epidemic of food allergies. The epidemic has resul...

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Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

A woman in Newcastle has tonight sensationally revealed that Margaret Thatcher has a terrible secret. That secret is that she deprived children in the North East of their underpants during the 1980s miners' strike. "That's right" Said Ginny fro...

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Top Psychologist says Tories are mean because they've got "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome"

Funny story: Top Psychologist says Tories are mean because they've got "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome"

A top psychologist has today published an article outlining a new syndrome that sheds light on the cold hearted behaviour of several top tories. She calls it "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome" and she says its a syndrome that needs to be treated right a...

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Karl Marx, HG Wells, Michael Foot, Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Michael Jackson Scream "Fight The Bedroom Tax" From Beyond the Grave

Funny story: Karl Marx, HG Wells, Michael Foot, Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Michael Jackson Scream "Fight The Bedroom Tax" From Beyond the Grave

A top London Clairvoyant has tonight revealed that she has been visited by angry political figures from the past who are all horrified by the implementation of the bedroom tax. She says the first to contact her was the former Labour Leader Michae...

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Justin Bieber Reveals What he Meant by Saying "Journalists were Saying the Worst Thing".

Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed what Justin meant when he cryptically tweeted that he snapped at journalists today because they were "Saying the Worst thing". The friend who wishes to be known only as LA said "Those journalists are...

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"Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

Funny story: "Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

A spokesman for the "Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement" called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed. He s...

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Celtic Players Deny Boredom Now that Rangers Have Gone

Funny story: Celtic Players Deny Boredom Now that Rangers Have Gone

Celtic football club has vociferously denied that its players are bored of football now that Rangers have gone to play in the Nether regions of Scottish football. But an insider has tonight revealed that this is not true. Archie McTaggart, chie...

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Bob Diamond Was Never Infected With Alien Brain Beetles

Funny story: Bob Diamond Was Never Infected With Alien Brain Beetles

It has been sensationally revealed tonight that Bob Diamond was never on the public records as having been infected with Alien Brain Beetles. He has also never appeared on the Tory Zombie Register. Zombie watchers around the world have been so...

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Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Funny story: Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...

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David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

Funny story: David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's bank account has been depleted to zero by a Robin Hood Style Computer Hacker. The attack came just 20 minutes after the Tory without a heart declared war on the Under 25s and tiny children who have already been abandoned by their fa...

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Celtic Board Advised to Say "No" to "The Rangers" Plea for Inclusion in SPL

Funny story: Celtic Board Advised to Say "No" to "The Rangers" Plea for Inclusion in SPL

Celtic Football club have released a statement saying that they will probably have to say "No" to newly created football team "The Rangers" plea for inclusion in the Scottish Premier League. The decision came after the Celtic board got together a...

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Louise Mensch Terrified John Prescott Will Win Political Tweeter of the Year Award

Funny story: Louise Mensch Terrified John Prescott Will Win Political Tweeter of the Year Award

Friends of Louise Mensch have revealed that she is being tormented by nightmares about losing the Political Tweeter of the Year award to John Prescott. Both politicians have been nominated for the award, but Louise is the only one in the world w...

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Joey Barton Uncovers Alien Brain Beetle Project Head Quarters in Heart of London

Funny story: Joey Barton Uncovers Alien Brain Beetle Project Head Quarters in Heart of London

A private investigator who works for a very serious London broadsheet newspaper has tonight revealed that Joey Barton has become a hero by uncovering the headquarters of the Alien Brain Beetle project. Alien Brain Beetles, as you probably alread...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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