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Funny story: Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Didier Drogba Reveals Sensational Secret He Learned at Galatasaray

Didier Drogba has tonight revealed a sensational secret that could explain his recent success at Galatasaray. He said that he has learned that success on the football pitch is not about training, and it is not about teamwork, it is, apparently, all...
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Funny story: Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

The ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has tonight revealed he has been left devastated by the loss of his favourite fishing Rod. The fishing rod is said to have been especially dear to the Italia '90 hero because it had been signed by every singl...
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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

David Cameron and George (Gideon) Osborne were last night sensationally recorded celebrating the privatisation of Royal Mail with a great big Gangsta Royal Mail Theft themed party. The party started for Pre-dinner drinks at "The Last Post Pub" o...
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Funny story: Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers

Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers

Millions of asthmatics all over the world have signed a petition to ban the food colouring Annato. The evil chemical is the best friend of the peanut and it is responsible for a sudden country wide epidemic of food allergies. The epidemic has resul...
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

A woman in Newcastle has tonight sensationally revealed that Margaret Thatcher has a terrible secret. That secret is that she deprived children in the North East of their underpants during the 1980s miners' strike. "That's right" Said Ginny fro...
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Funny story: Top Psychologist says Tories are mean because they've got "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome"

Top Psychologist says Tories are mean because they've got "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome"

A top psychologist has today published an article outlining a new syndrome that sheds light on the cold hearted behaviour of several top tories. She calls it "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome" and she says its a syndrome that needs to be treated right a...
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Funny story: Karl Marx, HG Wells, Michael Foot, Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Michael Jackson Scream "Fight The Bedroom Tax" From Beyond the Grave

Karl Marx, HG Wells, Michael Foot, Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Michael Jackson Scream "Fight The Bedroom Tax" From Beyond the Grave

A top London Clairvoyant has tonight revealed that she has been visited by angry political figures from the past who are all horrified by the implementation of the bedroom tax. She says the first to contact her was the former Labour Leader Michae...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Reveals What he Meant by Saying "Journalists were Saying the Worst Thing".

Justin Bieber Reveals What he Meant by Saying "Journalists were Saying the Worst Thing".

Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed what Justin meant when he cryptically tweeted that he snapped at journalists today because they were "Saying the Worst thing". The friend who wishes to be known only as LA said "Those journalists are...
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Funny story: "Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

"Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

A spokesman for the "Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement" called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed. He s...
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Funny story: Celtic Players Deny Boredom Now that Rangers Have Gone

Celtic Players Deny Boredom Now that Rangers Have Gone

Celtic football club has vociferously denied that its players are bored of football now that Rangers have gone to play in the Nether regions of Scottish football. But an insider has tonight revealed that this is not true. Archie McTaggart, chie...
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Funny story: Bob Diamond Was Never Infected With Alien Brain Beetles

Bob Diamond Was Never Infected With Alien Brain Beetles

It has been sensationally revealed tonight that Bob Diamond was never on the public records as having been infected with Alien Brain Beetles. He has also never appeared on the Tory Zombie Register. Zombie watchers around the world have been so...
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Funny story: Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...
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Funny story: David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's bank account has been depleted to zero by a Robin Hood Style Computer Hacker. The attack came just 20 minutes after the Tory without a heart declared war on the Under 25s and tiny children who have already been abandoned by their fa...
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Funny story: Celtic Board Advised to Say "No" to "The Rangers" Plea for Inclusion in SPL

Celtic Board Advised to Say "No" to "The Rangers" Plea for Inclusion in SPL

Celtic Football club have released a statement saying that they will probably have to say "No" to newly created football team "The Rangers" plea for inclusion in the Scottish Premier League. The decision came after the Celtic board got together a...
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Funny story: Louise Mensch Terrified John Prescott Will Win Political Tweeter of the Year Award

Louise Mensch Terrified John Prescott Will Win Political Tweeter of the Year Award

Friends of Louise Mensch have revealed that she is being tormented by nightmares about losing the Political Tweeter of the Year award to John Prescott. Both politicians have been nominated for the award, but Louise is the only one in the world w...
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Funny story: Joey Barton Uncovers Alien Brain Beetle Project Head Quarters in Heart of London

Joey Barton Uncovers Alien Brain Beetle Project Head Quarters in Heart of London

A private investigator who works for a very serious London broadsheet newspaper has tonight revealed that Joey Barton has become a hero by uncovering the headquarters of the Alien Brain Beetle project. Alien Brain Beetles, as you probably alread...
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Funny story: Ray Bradbury's Final Prophecy

Ray Bradbury's Final Prophecy

It has been reported in a very respectable New York Science fiction magazine that Ray Bradbury left the world with one final prophecy before he went to join the big book club in the sky. He is said to have told the editor of the journal that one...
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Funny story: Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...
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Angry Birds CEO to step down

Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.

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