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Funny story: I was fingered by Jeremy Beadle, says dwarf

I was fingered by Jeremy Beadle, says dwarf

Miss Fanny Walker, from Sleaford in Lincolnshire has revealed exclusively to this paper that she was once fingered by TV Prankster Jeremy Beadle. "It was when I was 19 that it happened for the first time", recounted Miss Walker. "I met Jeremy aft...
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Funny story: Cilla Black: My affair with Archbishop of Canterbury

Cilla Black: My affair with Archbishop of Canterbury

In an astonishing revelation, former singer & TV presenter Dame Cilla Black admitted last night that she had enjoyed a carnal relationship with the Archbishop of Canterbury for over 40 years. "It started in the 60's" said Dame Cilla, speaking...
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Funny story: Luncheon Meat Wars

Luncheon Meat Wars

A row has erupted between the farming industry and meat processors as a result of a breakthrough made by a pig farmer in Derbyshire. Tom Thwackem of Hole-in-the-Peak has developed a revolutionary process arising from a freak accident. Mr Thwackem...
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Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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