Miss Fanny Walker, from Sleaford in Lincolnshire has revealed exclusively to this paper that she was once fingered by TV Prankster Jeremy Beadle.
"It was when I was 19 that it happened for the first time", recounted Miss Walker. "I met Jeremy aft...
In an astonishing revelation, former singer & TV presenter Dame Cilla Black admitted last night that she had enjoyed a carnal relationship with the Archbishop of Canterbury for over 40 years.
"It started in the 60's" said Dame Cilla, speaking...
A row has erupted between the farming industry and meat processors as a result of a breakthrough made by a pig farmer in Derbyshire.
Tom Thwackem of Hole-in-the-Peak has developed a revolutionary process arising from a freak accident. Mr Thwackem...
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