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Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Funny story: Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy. Literary experts announced their findings after three years painstaking analysis of children's classic; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Master Antonio Cherry, who led the research, sa...

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N-Word is readmitted to the dictionary as KKK refuse to stop saying it

Funny story: N-Word is readmitted to the dictionary as KKK refuse to stop saying it

Equality and Political Correctness groups admitted defeat and have agreed to readmit the N-Word back into the dictionary. In 2007, the N-Word, regarded by many as the most heinous slur in the English language, was removed from the dictionary in the h...

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Casio sick of their calculators being used for smut

Funny story: Casio sick of their calculators being used for smut

Japanese electronic giants Casio say they will cease manufacturing calculators unless users stop using them to spell out lewd words such as 'BOOBS' and "BOOBLESS". Since the inception of LCD screened electronic calculator in the 1970's, schoolboys ar...

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Flash Mob disaster as Rage virus turns participants into the Walking Dead

Funny story: Flash Mob disaster as Rage virus turns participants into the Walking Dead

London, UK - A T-Mobile marketing stunt turned to disaster this morning as it appears one of the 'flashers' was infected by the deadly 'Rage' virus. As revelers desended upon Victoria Station for a world record Moonwalk attempt, a "small minority...

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Fred Phelps In Bum Sex Scandal

Funny story: Fred Phelps In Bum Sex Scandal

Hardcore Kansas Pastor Fred Phelps Sr. has become embroiled in a sensational bum sex scandal. The leader of the controversial Westbro Baptist Church is accused of bedding a bum on a recent trip to Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he was protesting at t...

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Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"

Funny story: Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"

The Pope has defended the lewd actions of a number of high profile clergy men claiming that they have not broken Church Law with their actions. The Church has been rocked by a smorgasbord of scandals in recent years from child molesting to wide sprea...

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The Royal Christmas Message to be Internet Only

Funny story: The Royal Christmas Message to be Internet Only

The Queen's Christmas Message will be shown exclusively live only to subscribers on the internet who will pay at least £4.99. All previously broadcast Royal Christmas Messages have been available on TV. Regal Media - an international agency appoin...

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Ronaldo Refuses to Donate Organs

Christiano Ronaldo has shocked health officials by boldly declaring that he will keep his organs as no one is worthy to receive them. The slick Portuguese star has always been a tricky customer in the box, and it appears he has no intention of changi...

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Diaby Comes Clean about Fantasy Football Scam

Arsenal superstar Abou Diaby has made a sensational confession about his own goal against Manchester United, saying that he intentionally scored in a bid to boost his Fantasy Football team. The French International's looping header beat Manuel Almuni...

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Formula 1 Boost for Vauxhall

Funny story: Formula 1 Boost for Vauxhall

A national youth group and South London youth services are celebrating the announcement that from 2010, McLaren and Williams will ditch their entire pit crews in favour of local gang members. The move has been heralded as the most forward thinking in...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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