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Imagine there's no orchestra - European air conductor crowned champion

Funny story: Imagine there's no orchestra - European air conductor crowned champion

Air Conductor Jean-Luc Gingembre claimed his all-Europe 2010 Air Conducting championship trophy. To gain this prestigious award, the plucky Frenchman conducted his way through Stravinsky's 'Rite of Spring' in front of an impressed audience of 2,000.

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Vowel infection at city restaurant

Funny story: Vowel infection at city restaurant

London's famous EAT IT bistro has temporarily closed, following the discovery of a rampant strain of Vowel virus VV-IB. The problem first became apparent when Head Waiter, Lefty Gonzales, noticed that several customers were served soap instead of...

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The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

Funny story: The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

For the second time in the twenty-four months, androids made by Brit Android Industries (BAI) - the UK's largest android supplier - have been affected by a sinister program virus. Thousands of household androids have been reported as faulty, and as s...

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Ahoy There! The Hot Game for Sailing Enthusiasts

Funny story: Ahoy There! The Hot Game for Sailing Enthusiasts

'Ahoy There!' - the new adventure board game, has just been released. Designed for 4 - 8 players, a the purpose of the game is to navigate one's way around the Atlantic Ocean, and the Mediterranean Sea, from port to port, collecting different varieti...

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Hexidecimal hits for micro PCs

Funny story: Hexidecimal hits for micro PCs

The data-loading sounds of 1980s microcomputers have hit the download charts. Now, folk are going crazy over the 'squeal' and 'snore' of popular games for the BBC Micro, CBM64, Spectrum 48. Megamix maestros 'The Binary Bods' first hit upon the ide...

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From the dreams of Androids

Funny story: From the dreams of Androids

West Country farmers proudly showed off their first batches of electric sheep, at the Bath and Wells Agricultural Festival this week. These 'metal moutons' were bred as part of a project run by Bio-Perversity Ltd. These creatures actually look exa...

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Knitting noodles

Funny story: Knitting noodles

A UK grandma was presented with the 'Good Household' twin knitting and spaghetti-craft awards today, by creating the world's first edible sweater. Elsie Batty-Edwards from Cardigan, North Wales said that she'd first learnt to finger-knit in her da...

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Fine weights for all men

Funny story: Fine weights for all men

Large gents can now stop their string vests from retracting back up their bellies, by the simple use of a new invention - the 'Newtonian vest weight'. This device appears to have solved the 'short vest' problem, which has eluded the portly aging m...

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TV Talent Gene-ius!

Funny story: TV Talent Gene-ius!

Applications for reality TV gameshows has steadily increased over the last five years. There appears to be no end of hopefuls who seem to want their 'fifteen minutes of fame' as singers, dancers, actors, Big Brother housemates. Recent genetic test...

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New Health Initiative for Office Workers

Funny story: New Health Initiative for Office Workers

A new item of legislation is to be passed under the existing 'Health and Safety at work' suite of laws. Following several health studies undertaken between April 2007 and October 2009, it is evident that many office workers continue to experience...

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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