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Kanye West baffles doctors

Funny story: Kanye West baffles doctors

As the 'get well soon' cards flooded in following Kanye West's admittance to UCLA Medical Center (Actually spelled 'Centre'), medical staff gathered in force to abuse their Doctor/Patient confidentiality by talking publicly about Mr West's medical co...

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And the winner is...

Funny story: And the winner is...

With awards season in full swing, all eyes we're on the Borchester Hotel in London's glittering West End this week as the A-list to end all A-lists arrived to pay tribute to those entertainment luminaries who really make a difference to our lives.

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The Olympic closing ceremony that nearly was

Funny story: The Olympic closing ceremony that nearly was

In a potential embarrassment for Olympic organisers, a leaked LOGOC document has revealed showpiece items which were considered- but rejected- for the London 2012 Olympics Games closing ceremony. A spokesman for LOGOC has expressed great concern o...

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World continues despite fat lady singing

Funny story: World continues despite fat lady singing

Doomsday theorists were left scratching their heads again recently when another widely publicised world-ending prophecy failed to materialise. Observers were given very little notice for the most recent 'Rapture' warning when German fashion tosser...

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Effin on the map

Funny story: Effin on the map

An online campaign to convince a popular social networking website to recognise a small Irish village has finally ended in a victory for the common man. The web surfing community of the small Co. Limerick village of Effin can now, officially, have...

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The X factor massacre

Funny story: The X factor massacre

Armed police and other emergency services were alerted to attend an incident at a television studio in North-West London late on Saturday evening to investigate the multiple slaughter of several songs made famous by an up-and-coming popular beat comb...

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X Factor judge sought

Funny story: X Factor judge sought

With Dannii Minogue knocked up, the search is now on for a new judge to sit on the panel during the next season of the X factor. Simon Cowell, 23, has announced that a nationwide hunt is to be launched with the results to be screened in a new show...

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Sun tabloid plumbs new depths of indecency

Funny story: Sun tabloid plumbs new depths of indecency

The Sun newspaper came under fire from decency campaigners last night after abandoning its family principles and publishing a pair of tits on the front page. Since 1970, the tits have always appeared on page three except in circumstances when a hu...

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Tetanus shot for Maradona's dog

Funny story: Tetanus shot for Maradona's dog

Scottish hate mobs filled the streets of Glasgow last night demanding the head of Bela the Shar pei. Speaking through an interpreter, ring leader Hamish McTrossack said: "Maradoana is a national hero here in Scoatland. That duig should be castrati...

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John Terry - True sportsman

Funny story: John Terry - True sportsman

John Terry answered his critics last night with a sterling show of sportsmanship following Chelsea's Champions League exit. English hearts once again swelled with pride as the role model insisted on voraciously congratulating all four match offici...

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John Terry - Redeeming feature found!

Funny story: John Terry - Redeeming feature found!

A crack team of hand-picked scientists have made a surprising breakthrough after police called an end to their search for some form of redeeming feature relating to John Terry. Over 100 officers armed with sniffer dogs and metal detectors have bee...

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SuBo is Tiger's next target

Funny story: SuBo is Tiger's next target

Celebrated contest-entering songstress Susan Boyle has gone into hiding after it was revealed that her well-publicised virginity has made her the only woman in the world who has not spent a spiritual evening with Tiger Woods. A spokesman for the d...

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Diana: Queen of Hearts still dead

Funny story: Diana: Queen of Hearts still dead

Princess Diana remains stone dead this week but continues to make the occasional headline during periods when nothing much happens. One of the knock-on consequences of this revelation is that newspaper editors are now exposed as being nothing more...

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Super Heroes Consider Strike Action

Funny story: Super Heroes Consider Strike Action

A Government watchdog think tank has recently released a report detailing a definitive correlation between UK crime levels and overzealous health and safety regulations. Chief executive of the watchdog, Rex Fido, 89 said: "At first we thought that...

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Concern as 'joy' comes to Liverpool

Funny story: Concern as 'joy' comes to Liverpool

Liverpool ace Ryan Babel was forced into a grovelling apology last night after his wonder strike against French pace-setters Olympique Lyonnais caused outbreaks of joy on Merseyside. Liverpool's continued presence in the Champions League was hangi...

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The 'Rat's Cock' sets new industry standard unit for excellence

Funny story: The 'Rat's Cock' sets new industry standard unit for excellence

Scientists in New Zealand may have discovered a brand new industry standard for excellence. Boffins working in nano technology came across the discovery by accident while attempting to write the Encyclopaedia Brittanica (big version) onto the wing...

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Death penalty call for Bastard

Funny story: Death penalty call for Bastard

The debate over whether the death penalty should be reintroduced has exploded again following the arrest of one of Britain's worst offenders. Travelling salesman Keith Bastard, 48 was detained at Her Majesty's pleasure at The Old Bailey yesterday...

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Nena announces world wide tour of Sunderland

Funny story: Nena announces world wide tour of Sunderland

80s German pop sex kitten, Nena 49, has just announced a massive comeback tour after her classic single '99 Luftballons' has enjoyed unprecedented sales in the Sunderland and Manchester areas recently. The tour starts in March 2010 and will take i...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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