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Funny story: It's Official! Angelina Jolie Adopts UK Foreign Secretary William Vague!

It's Official! Angelina Jolie Adopts UK Foreign Secretary William Vague!

Over the last week, world famous super mega star and serial-adopter Angelina Jolie has rocked the political world by adopting the UK Foreign Secretary William Vague in a bid to highlight sexual violence in conflict. The conference which took plac...
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Funny story: Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

Boris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded

In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo...
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Funny story: Verhizon Take Over The World

Verhizon Take Over The World

The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.
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Funny story: 'Canadian Polar Bears Scupper Biggest Business Deal In History'

'Canadian Polar Bears Scupper Biggest Business Deal In History'

The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.
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Funny story: London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson admits 'HS2 is not fit for purpose'.

London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson admits 'HS2 is not fit for purpose'.

In a statement made today from City Hall, London Mayor, Boris 'The Blade' Johnson made assurances to the 9million disabled people living in London, that they would get equal access to train stations and buses, without any steps getting in the way, ''...
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Funny story: 'William Vague… You Cannot Be Syrius!' The Letter 'Y' to be removed from the Alphabet.

'William Vague… You Cannot Be Syrius!' The Letter 'Y' to be removed from the Alphabet.

Once again the world looked on in horror at the humanitarian crisis unfolding in the Middle East, not in Egypt, not in Libya but this time, in Syria. The UK Foreign Secretary William Vague, today made a harsh statement condemning all three countries...
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Funny story: It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give...
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Funny story: Sheikh Maktoum's Horses in Another Doping Scandal Again

Sheikh Maktoum's Horses in Another Doping Scandal Again

After 30 years of doping horses and fixing races, Sheikh 'Shakin Bakin Stevens' Maktoum the Prime Minister of Dubai (who likes tossing behind the Green Door at parties and cabinet meetings) and once the driving force behind Dubai's massive growth and...
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Funny story: Thatcher to Receive State Funeral at Taxpayers Expense

Thatcher to Receive State Funeral at Taxpayers Expense

In an outpouring of grief the world went into joy and mourning today when the news suddenly broke that Thatcher had finally snuffed it. Nicknamed the 'The Iron Lady' by her political counter parts and 'Coochy Woochy' by ex-US President Ronald Reagan,...
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Funny story: Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"

Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"

Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today as the world prepared itself, again, to be invaded by North Korea. London, Washington, Moscow and Beijing were put on DEFCON 5 meaning that a nuclear air strike was imminent at any moment.
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Funny story: Shocker! Great British Calculator Cannot do its 7 X's Time Table

Shocker! Great British Calculator Cannot do its 7 X's Time Table

It's official. For millennia sociologists and anthropologists, who have tried to find an updated method of ascribing class models to the study of society and the British nation in general, have finally hit upon the idea of a giant calculator the size...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg Sets the UK Security Bond Immigration Rate at £1,000 (Vat Inc).

Nick Clegg Sets the UK Security Bond Immigration Rate at £1,000 (Vat Inc).

In a new twist and turn of PM David Cameron's recent visit to India Nick Clegg has paved the way for anybody to come to Britain en masse from India and Pakistan for the price of £1,000 sterling and Chicken Tikka Masala with extra rice. In a spee...
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Funny story: New Argentinean Pope Declares War on Falkland Islands

New Argentinean Pope Declares War on Falkland Islands

The new Argentinean Pope 'Jorge Bergolio Maradonna' has declared war on the Falkland Islanders by ex-communicating all 20,000 of the islanders at the stroke of a pen. In his inaugural speech from the balcony of the Vatican overlooking St Peters Squar...
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Funny story: India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...
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Funny story: UK Prime Minister David Cameron to Join Boy Band 'One Direction' to Appeal to Younger Voters

UK Prime Minister David Cameron to Join Boy Band 'One Direction' to Appeal to Younger Voters

Spoof Political Correspondent Phani Tikkla has been handed a file through Whitehall sources stating that UK Prime Minister David Cameron has joined the successful boy band 'One Direction' in a last bid attempt to woo younger voters into the Tory Part...
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Funny story: North Korea and Romania in Nuclear Bomb Found in Lasagna Shocker

North Korea and Romania in Nuclear Bomb Found in Lasagna Shocker

Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today when North Korea tested its new ICBM Nuclear Bomb off the coast of Pyongyang. Young leader and winner of FHM man of the year award, Kim Jog-ing stuck two fingers up to the Chinese and explo...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Hands in his Papers After Stranger 'Kisses His Ring' Shocker

Pope Benedict Hands in his Papers After Stranger 'Kisses His Ring' Shocker

The Vatican was shaken to its very foundations yesterday as Pope Benedict handed in his notice as Gods personal Rottweiler. 'Pope Daddy' as the top clergy all over the world call him, completely lost the plot as he finally broke under the strain of s...
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Funny story: Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Its official! Matt Damon is to play the outgoing Pope Benedict in a new Hollywood blockbuster being penned for release in 2014. Matt Damon a well known Bostonian Catholic from Boston, today spoke about his new role in press release which has got C...
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