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Obama Novel Piece Prize Won Playing Bingo

President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize award was in fact a mistake. Obama actually won a Novel Piece Prize after playing bingo at an online bingo site. The prize was won at a Norwegian online gaming site when he managed to call bingo in under 45 balls.

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God denies involvement in Japan earthquake

God has denied He had anything at all to do with the earthquake that struck southern Japan earlier today. The 8.7 rated earthquake has left thousands homeless and killed up to 58,003 people. Writing on his new godsblog.web site he wrote. "I can c...

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New Heaven revelation reveals Bible not really true

Funny story: New Heaven revelation reveals Bible not really true

In what is shocking news for millions of Christians around the world, four heaven students have admitted they wrote the bible stories as a joke. Heaven law students, Mathew, Mark, Luke and John said they wrote the stories about their best mate Jesus...

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Heaven moves to the 21st Century. Now has internet broadband connection.

Heaven has become the last place on earth to have full access broadband internet connection. Heaven Communication Ltd., based in Vatican City, has completed the installation of the four trillion miles of fiber optic cable and will offer Heaven intern...

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M.E.N. push tampons into public spotlight

The equal rights for men organization M.E.N. (More Equality Now) are protesting that more women than men in society use tampons or sanitary towels and are launching a campaign to encourage more male users. They are petitioning manufacturers to make t...

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Health and Fitness - New Book - Exercises to do while taking a dump.

The new book by health guru Helen Strainhard is proving to be very popular with executives who simply are too busy to take exercise during the day. The book titled "Shitting is fitting" explains that using the toilet is often just a waste time. When...

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UK sells Wales to Iran - Country for bingo balls deal - America breaks ties with UK

America is to break off diplomatic relations with the UK after the British government did what appears to be a shady deal with Iran by selling them Wales. The deal which is said to be worth around a warehouse stockpiled with bingo balls, which the Ir...

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Google to add new spamsearch search to Google search

Google has finally accepted that spam is a major online activity by launching its latest feature google spamsearch. Similar in concept to Google blogsearch the search engine will only give spam listings providing they contain rich, relevant content c...

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Iran to let USA send UN bingo ball inspectors to check bingo ball stock piling site

Iran today agreed to let UN inspectors into Tehran to check the alleged stock pile of bingo balls the United States suspects them of having. In a statement from her penthouse in New York the Iranian ambassador had this to say. "We have sent a twi...

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Cigarette Company is sued for man's suicide attempts

Another nail in the coughing has been hammered into a major cigarette company by a man who attempted to commit suicide by smoking himself to death. Mr. Havalight, 59, is to sue Balsam and Bushes for one million pounds for wrongful advertising and...

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Moderators rejects article because of spam - Writer speaks out

A recent signup to the popular online writers website, TheSpoof.com, is enraged at having an article rejected by moderators of the site accusing it of containing spam. The writer who wished not to be named, but it's me, said: "I know I could be bl...

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Fall in rain attributed to the world econimic criisis

Government figures released show that rain has fallen 30% less this year than the same period last year. Officials blame the current world economic crisis for the drops in rain fall. Minister for weather, Mrs Suni Day said "We are seeing an incredibl...

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US to sell President to Iran - UK US relations worsen - President for sand deal.

The US announced only minutes ago that it will sell President Obama to Iran in a move that is seen as retaliation for the sale of the Internet and the English language to Iran by the UK. The sale of the president is said to be worth one thousand...

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UK to sell English Language to Iran - Language for carpets deal - America angry again.

The UK government is now in the final stages of selling the English language to Iran, a move which has again outraged the American's especially after coming hard on the heels of the recent Internet sale to Iran by the UK. According to the UK gover...

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Revision to Monoploy, Terroropoly sees huge sales.

Funny story: Revision to Monoploy, Terroropoly sees huge sales.

A decision by the makers of Monoploy to give the seventy year old board game a revision to bring up to date has been a great success, says the company. The new game 'Terroropoly' is based on the old game but has been changed to appeal to modern b...

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Student reveals bingo ball counting strategy - Bingo as we know it finished

Funny story: Student reveals bingo ball counting strategy - Bingo as we know it finished

A math student who discovered and put into practice a bingo ball counting system at casino's, winning thousands in coverall jackpots in the process, has revealed the secret behind his system. The system which found a major flaw in the way that bingo...

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America rages at UK decision to sell the Internet to Iran - Internet for Oil deal.

American and UK diplomats are trying to settle a huge row that is forming over the sale of 85% of the 95% of the shares the UK holds in the Internet to Iran. The sale which consists of about one trillion barrels of oil and some cash was signed secret...

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Smoking less harmful than crossing the road: New report

Funny story: Smoking less harmful than crossing the road: New report

A new World Health Association report states that you are more likely to die from crossing the road than smoking regularly. This shock announcement has sent tobacco shares soaring and there is even speculation that smoking may be allowed back in...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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