"Frustration" was the key word in a disappointing turn of events, as the Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternal organization of college students didn't reach its recruiting goals for minorities for the twentieth year in a row.
"We firmly believe that in ord...
Emeryville, CA-Wham-O president and CEO Mojde Esfandiari announced today that his company was releasing a new version of their popular product, to be named the Freudian Slip 'N Slide. The design team was supposedly inspired after reading a copy of Th...
NBC will be airing the new reality TV gameshow "Don't Get Left Behind," based on the popular series of Left Behind books. The show's contestants, a group of 20 God-fearing Christians, are placed in a 10 mile by 10 mile stretch of deserted wasteland i...
After months of behind-the-scenes negotiation, Congressman Bacchus (I-Rome) unveiled a massive health care bill. The CBO reports that the bill could cost the government almost 50,000 denarii, although Bacchus himself puts the estimate at closer to 60...
CHICAGO -- Christian churches from all across the country have sent representatives to the ongoing summit to deal with the continuing shortage of pithy one-liners. These one-liners are commonly seen on boards propped out in front of the building, ost...
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