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PM demands Fox report

Funny story: PM demands Fox report

Prime Minister David Cameron has today demanded a full public enquiry into what is now being called the Fox report. It is claimed that Defence Secretary Liam Fox may have granted unprecedented access to classified files and to ministerial privile...

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Keith Chegwin explodes

Funny story: Keith Chegwin explodes

While presenting an article on cooking asparagus for ITV's prime-time series This Morning, television presenter Keith Chegwin spontaneously combusted earlier today in what viewers have said was "a huge fireball". The asparagus was said to have been o...

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England rugby stars deny drug use on World Cup tour

Funny story: England rugby stars deny drug use on World Cup tour

England's rugby stars today flew home from their disastrous World Cup tour in New Zealand. The tour was marked by below average performances on the pitch and by drunken nights that became headline news in newspapers both in Britain and in New Zea...

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David Cameron comes out

Funny story: David Cameron comes out

David Cameron today delighted campaigners when he announced to the world his intention to undergo gender reassignment. "I've been hiding this for too long now and feel it is time to be honest with myself, to my constituents and to the nation as a...

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Met Police delighted with new space hoppers

Funny story: Met Police delighted with new space hoppers

Moves to improve the mobility of Metropolitan police officers on the beat and to reduce response times to reported crimes are proving highly effective, the chief constable announced today. A think-tank last year advocated a raft of new measures t...

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"Top Gear is not too expensive" says Hammond

Funny story: "Top Gear is not too expensive" says Hammond

Richard Hammond, former star of TV children's series Tales From the Riverbank and presenter of Top Gear and almost every television programme made since, has today hit back at critics who say that Top Gear is costing too much and needs to be more eco...

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"Sarah Palin would make ideal president", say Republicans

Funny story: "Sarah Palin would make ideal president", say Republicans

Congresswoman and Nobel prize winning particle physicist and quantum mechanic Sarah Palin was today given her warmest endorsement by the Republican party in the run-up to the 2012 election campaign. Republican senator George S.Cross of Texas said...

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Geneticist denies Britney claim

Funny story: Geneticist denies Britney claim

Leading geneticist Dr Hugo von Steinenfrank, of the Hermann Munster Institute of Bonn, has rejected claims made by two computer technicians who insist they invented Britney Spears and many other leading artists as part of a science experiment. Dr...

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Did two computer nerds invent Britney Spears in a science experiment?

Funny story: Did two computer nerds invent Britney Spears in a science experiment?

Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, LeAnn Rimes and many other leading pop artists are all the creation of two computer support technicians from Pittsburg, it was claimed today. In an exclusive interview in Melody Maker, Dwayne Poindexter and Dwight P. La...

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Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Funny story: Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Bolivian actor and former domestic house cat Tiddles has been approaced by MGM executives with a view to becoming the next James Bond, it was exclusively revealed yesterday. Tiddles, who was deported recently in a mix up over immigration, current...

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Sun asks: "Are Cheryl and Tiddles an item?"

Funny story: Sun asks: "Are Cheryl and Tiddles an item?"

Cheryl Cole has again hit the headlines on the front page of The Sun today, following rumours that she has been having an illicit liason with failed asylum seeker Tiddles the Cat. Tiddles first rose to fame when he was deported instead of his own...

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Illegal immigrant's cat deported to Bolivia

Funny story: Illegal immigrant's cat deported to Bolivia

Home Secretary Teresa May was today under fire for her comments at the Conservative Party Soiree on the removal of a failed asylum seeker. As part of a planned overhaul of the Human Rights and deportation acts, the Home Secretary quoted the examp...

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Spielberg talks of the 'Scottish' dinosaur in new Jurassic Park film

Funny story: Spielberg talks of the 'Scottish' dinosaur in new Jurassic Park film

Executive producer and director Steven Spielberg has hinted at some of the details of the new Jurassic Park film at a press conference in Hollywood earlier today. The story for the new film was actually found in the DNA of a film critic sealed in...

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Foxy Knoxy praises Italian police

Funny story: Foxy Knoxy praises Italian police

Amanda Knox, the convicted murderer who was freed today from prison by an Italian court, has begun an emotional journey back to the US. Before boarding the airliner with the rest of the first-class passengers, she thanked all those involved in he...

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Coffee with Mussolini?

Funny story: Coffee with Mussolini?

Former dictator Benito Amilcare Mussolini, who ruled the country before being deposed in a coup in 1943, is to become the new vice-chairperson of coffee-house chain Stabrucks, it was revealed today. In a leaked document the fascist dictator, belie...

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Lord Lucan signs for Man City

Funny story: Lord Lucan signs for Man City

Lord Lucan, the peer wanted for questioning over the death of his childminder and missing since 1974, has been announced as the replacement for Manchester City forward Carlos Tevez by coach Roberto Mancini. It is thought Lucan was approached by a...

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Michael Barrymore first cyborg comedian?

Funny story: Michael Barrymore first cyborg comedian?

Comic and television personality Michael Barrymore is attempting to revive his career with the help of cutting edge technology. Using all of his remaining fortune, Barrymore, whose career waned after a police investigation in 2001, has begun work...

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Body of Rasputin discovered

Funny story: Body of Rasputin discovered

The body of the infamous monk, preacher, Bay City Roller and adviser to the royalty of Imperial Russia, has been found by archaeologists, it was announced today. The remains of the so-called "Mad Monk", famed for his role as counsel to the Tsarin...

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Putin Has Stopped Taking Trump's Calls

Even soul-less, sociopathic dictators have their limits.
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