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Funny story: Angry Economics Gods Demand Sacrifices

Angry Economics Gods Demand Sacrifices

People around the world are coming to terms with the fact that despite those arse numbingly dull election campaigns, toadying creepy men in bad suits doorstepping for votes and ludicrous expense claims for houses they aren't even living in, politicia...
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Funny story: Wonka Factory To Close After "Numerous" Violations

Wonka Factory To Close After "Numerous" Violations

A multi agency squad of Immigration officers, Health and safety and anti terror officials have completed a raid of the Wonka factory following lengthy surveillance of the site and its workforce. The factory, famed for its delicious and sometimes s...
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Funny story: One of the Miliband Bros Wins Labour Leadership

One of the Miliband Bros Wins Labour Leadership

David/Ed Miliband has won a mandate from the Labour Party and prepares to lead the party in opposition. Ed / David said the win was "a great honour/surprise" and assured voters that party will not "lurch to the left/right" under his leadership an...
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Funny story: Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Society at large has quashed the political myth of a "Big Society" as expounded by the Con-Dem All (Conservative - Lib Dem Alliance). Society, who's very existence had been questioned by a former Tory Prime Minister, made its views known in a seri...
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Funny story: BNP and Greens Come Together in "Historic Union"

BNP and Greens Come Together in "Historic Union"

Political history may be made this evening as former political adversaries, The British Nutter Party and The Greens, are to form a power sharing alliance. Political commentator and out of work plumber Kevin Gouda of Rotherham broke the news after...
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Funny story: Election Promises - A Return to a Golden Age of War

Election Promises - A Return to a Golden Age of War

Modern Warfare is simply not as good as it used to be, say politicians, and Britain may well see a return to the golden age of militarism following the May general election. The leaders of the two main parties, and David Cameron, privately agree...
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Funny story: Airlines to Seek Compensation from "Chicken" Governments

Airlines to Seek Compensation from "Chicken" Governments

The heads of major airlines across the globe were united in their attack on the European air safety chiefs, as "not making money" finally overcame their initial cautious response to the cloud of volcanic ash. Wee Willie Walsh, one time leprechaun...
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Funny story: Iceland Fires Volcano at the UK

Iceland Fires Volcano at the UK

Relations between the UK and Iceland have descended to an all time low as the tiny island nation appears to have fired one of its volcanoes at the British Government. While politicians in Reykjavik have been silent on the issue, Professor David P...
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Funny story: "Sick" Reality TV Shows get Green Light

"Sick" Reality TV Shows get Green Light

A controversial breed of new reality television formats are set for launch at the end of the summer say TV executives. As massive audiences tune in to watch hybrid shows such as "Strictly Come Dancing" - bringing together Come Dancing and Strictl...
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Funny story: Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Sky, The BBC and ITV have agreed on the rules governing the format of a TV debate which seeks to determine the single true religion for the human race over the next millennium. The Pope, the Dalai Lama and Dr Muhammed Bari of the Muslim Council of...
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Funny story: Jesus's diaries found in attic

Jesus's diaries found in attic

Have you ever asked yourself "What would Jesus do?", well thanks to a plucky 47 year old former con man the answer may be readily at hand. Gary Edam, a one time benefits thief from West Yorkshire, stumbled across the find in his ex-wife's attic ea...
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Funny story: Beatles songs branded "Unreliable"

Beatles songs branded "Unreliable"

The campaign against the "corrosive" nature of popular music took at sinister new turn yesterday when claims were made about the reliability of the advice offered through the medium. Following high profile cases brought against rock and hip hop ar...
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Funny story: Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists at Bridlington University have uncovered a "link" between food consumption and weight gain in humans. Dr Wayne Bruce, visiting Professor of Sandwiches from the Barnsley Institute claims that "Fatties" may well eat more food that their natu...
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Funny story: Vote for me or else: Brown

Vote for me or else: Brown

Gordon Brown has urged voters to "Vote for me or you'll get a punch" as he unveiled his election campaign themes. Under the slogan "Do you want some?", he told a rally in Coventry that Labour would be "taking names and kicking the gonads" of those...
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Funny story: Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Police and Coroners are investigating reports that a waiter was dragged into a lobster tank by one of the incumbent crustaceans. Derek Cheese, owner of Le Grande Fromage restaurant in Scarborough played down suggestions of killer lobster attack, sugg...
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Funny story: Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

Joke Shop Tactics "Worse than first thought"

The world of professional sport was rocked to its very core by the revelation that players and athletes were using "joke shop" style tactics to gain an unfair advantage over their competitors. Dougie Doo, proprietor of Scarborough's Joke Emporium...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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