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Michael Gove to Present BBC Top Gear

Funny story: Michael Gove to Present BBC Top Gear

In a move which has wrong footed many of his colleagues and former friends, the Justice Secretary is now the bookies favourite to replace Chris Evans as the presenter of the hit BBC show 'Top Gear'. Following the shock resignation of Chris Evans,...

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9th Circle of Hell or No 10 Downing Street: Politics of Trust Makes Much Needed Return to UK

Funny story: 9th Circle of Hell or No 10 Downing Street: Politics of Trust Makes Much Needed Return to UK

A British Politician has set out his unifying principle of bring the trust back into British Political Life. "And its because I am so completely trustworthy," says the unidentified politician, "that I am just the man for this particular role."...

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"Where's My Bloody Unicorn?" Demands Leave Voter

Funny story: "Where's My Bloody Unicorn?" Demands Leave Voter

Leave voters across the UK are awaiting the delivery of their brand new unicorns following the historic victory of the Leave Campaign this week. Derek Wensleydale, 65, a political activist and part time drinker from Scarborough, North Yorkshire,...

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Angry Economics Gods Demand Sacrifices

Funny story: Angry Economics Gods Demand Sacrifices

People around the world are coming to terms with the fact that despite those arse numbingly dull election campaigns, toadying creepy men in bad suits doorstepping for votes and ludicrous expense claims for houses they aren't even living in, politicia...

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Wonka Factory To Close After "Numerous" Violations

Funny story: Wonka Factory To Close After "Numerous" Violations

A multi agency squad of Immigration officers, Health and safety and anti terror officials have completed a raid of the Wonka factory following lengthy surveillance of the site and its workforce. The factory, famed for its delicious and sometimes s...

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One of the Miliband Bros Wins Labour Leadership

Funny story: One of the Miliband Bros Wins Labour Leadership

David/Ed Miliband has won a mandate from the Labour Party and prepares to lead the party in opposition. Ed / David said the win was "a great honour/surprise" and assured voters that party will not "lurch to the left/right" under his leadership an...

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Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Funny story: Big Society is "Load of Bollocks", says Society

Society at large has quashed the political myth of a "Big Society" as expounded by the Con-Dem All (Conservative - Lib Dem Alliance). Society, who's very existence had been questioned by a former Tory Prime Minister, made its views known in a seri...

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BNP and Greens Come Together in "Historic Union"

Funny story: BNP and Greens Come Together in "Historic Union"

Political history may be made this evening as former political adversaries, The British Nutter Party and The Greens, are to form a power sharing alliance. Political commentator and out of work plumber Kevin Gouda of Rotherham broke the news after...

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Election Promises - A Return to a Golden Age of War

Funny story: Election Promises - A Return to a Golden Age of War

Modern Warfare is simply not as good as it used to be, say politicians, and Britain may well see a return to the golden age of militarism following the May general election. The leaders of the two main parties, and David Cameron, privately agree...

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Airlines to Seek Compensation from "Chicken" Governments

Funny story: Airlines to Seek Compensation from "Chicken" Governments

The heads of major airlines across the globe were united in their attack on the European air safety chiefs, as "not making money" finally overcame their initial cautious response to the cloud of volcanic ash. Wee Willie Walsh, one time leprechaun...

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Iceland Fires Volcano at the UK

Funny story: Iceland Fires Volcano at the UK

Relations between the UK and Iceland have descended to an all time low as the tiny island nation appears to have fired one of its volcanoes at the British Government. While politicians in Reykjavik have been silent on the issue, Professor David P...

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"Sick" Reality TV Shows get Green Light

Funny story: "Sick" Reality TV Shows get Green Light

A controversial breed of new reality television formats are set for launch at the end of the summer say TV executives. As massive audiences tune in to watch hybrid shows such as "Strictly Come Dancing" - bringing together Come Dancing and Strictl...

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Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Funny story: Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Sky, The BBC and ITV have agreed on the rules governing the format of a TV debate which seeks to determine the single true religion for the human race over the next millennium. The Pope, the Dalai Lama and Dr Muhammed Bari of the Muslim Council of...

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Jesus's diaries found in attic

Funny story: Jesus's diaries found in attic

Have you ever asked yourself "What would Jesus do?", well thanks to a plucky 47 year old former con man the answer may be readily at hand. Gary Edam, a one time benefits thief from West Yorkshire, stumbled across the find in his ex-wife's attic ea...

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Beatles songs branded "Unreliable"

Funny story: Beatles songs branded "Unreliable"

The campaign against the "corrosive" nature of popular music took at sinister new turn yesterday when claims were made about the reliability of the advice offered through the medium. Following high profile cases brought against rock and hip hop ar...

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Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Funny story: Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists at Bridlington University have uncovered a "link" between food consumption and weight gain in humans. Dr Wayne Bruce, visiting Professor of Sandwiches from the Barnsley Institute claims that "Fatties" may well eat more food that their natu...

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Vote for me or else: Brown

Funny story: Vote for me or else: Brown

Gordon Brown has urged voters to "Vote for me or you'll get a punch" as he unveiled his election campaign themes. Under the slogan "Do you want some?", he told a rally in Coventry that Labour would be "taking names and kicking the gonads" of those...

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Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Funny story: Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Police and Coroners are investigating reports that a waiter was dragged into a lobster tank by one of the incumbent crustaceans. Derek Cheese, owner of Le Grande Fromage restaurant in Scarborough played down suggestions of killer lobster attack, sugg...

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