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Funny story: Mitt Romney Drops Out of Presidential Race

Mitt Romney Drops Out of Presidential Race

Republican Mitt Romney has abdicated his candidacy for President. "I just can't keep up the lies," he told reporters at a hastily-gathered cadre of news reporters at his palatial Hamptons estate. "I have absolutely no idea what I'd do as Presid...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais: Hollywood was just too boring to make fun of this year!

Ricky Gervais: Hollywood was just too boring to make fun of this year!

The ads played his best jibes from the 2011 broadcast and promised an even wickeder Ricky Gervais as host of the Golden Globes again this year. Viewers tuned in, excited for another celebrity skewering. But Gervais was as tame as a kitten and as tepi...
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Funny story: John Edwards' Life-Threatening Heart Condition Revealed: He Has No Heart

John Edwards' Life-Threatening Heart Condition Revealed: He Has No Heart

A federal judge granted a delay in John Edwards' criminal corruption trial Friday, disclosing that the former presidential candidate has a life-threatening heart condition, a court source confirmed. Edwards appeared at Friday's open hearing in Nor...
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Funny story: He's Not Under the Influence, Officer! He's Just Being Fabio!

He's Not Under the Influence, Officer! He's Just Being Fabio!

SANTA MONICA, CA - Jud "Fabio" Birza, the winner of Survivor Season 21 in Nicaragua, was arrested Wednesday afternoon on suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance. Mr. Birza took home the $1,000,000 prize last December on CB...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan, Ricky Gervais and Simon Cowell: Americans Just Don't Get the British

Piers Morgan, Ricky Gervais and Simon Cowell: Americans Just Don't Get the British

Less than 24 hours after slapping Ricky Gervais for being disrespectful to the hallowed saints of Hollywood at the Golden Globes, the New York Times chided Piers Morgan for not being dangerous enough when interviewing Oprah Winfrey in the debut of hi...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, welcomed a new baby girl to their household, born December 28 via surrogate. The couple, interviewed on the red carpet at the 2011 Golden Globe awards, expressed gratitude to their "gestational carrier."...
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Funny story: "Boomerang" Anglicans Return to Episcopal Church - Blame Vatican's 'Bait and Switch'

"Boomerang" Anglicans Return to Episcopal Church - Blame Vatican's 'Bait and Switch'

Citing classic "bait and switch" tactics, Episcopalian defectors the world over have returned to their original churches, leading Catholics to dub them "Boomeranglicans" or boomerang Anglicans. Father Phillip G. Christopher, pastor of the Church o...
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Funny story: Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Sociologists and economists worldwide have come to the defense of pilots whose laptop use in the cockpit caused them to fly 150 miles beyond their destination. Federal safety officials reported Monday that the flight overshot its scheduled landing...
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Funny story: Pilot of Wayward Plane Claims They Were Searching for Balloon Boy

Pilot of Wayward Plane Claims They Were Searching for Balloon Boy

The pilot of the flight that flew past its destination Wednesday claimed in preliminary hearings that he and his co-pilot were headed for Larimer County, Colorado, "in search of 'balloon boy'." The pilot testified Saturday during the first phase o...
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Funny story: As A Result of Obama's Peace Prize, California Has Suddenly 'Gone Sweden'

As A Result of Obama's Peace Prize, California Has Suddenly 'Gone Sweden'

Sacramento, CA - In a new development that has environmentalists, sociologists and linguists puzzled the world over, California has suddenly 'gone Sweden' as water turns to aquavit, people have become more pacifist and Governor Schwarzenegger's accen...
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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

In probably the most alarming manifestation that California has 'Gone Sweden', Governor Schwarzenegger has developed a Swedish accent. According to his wife, Maria Shriver, his accent changed from Austrian to Swedish overnight. The phenomenon...
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Funny story: Obama Wins Nobel Prize and a New Category is Born - the Award for Nothing

Obama Wins Nobel Prize and a New Category is Born - the Award for Nothing

Stockholm, Sweden -- Joining the ranks of Physicists, Chemists, Physiologists/Medical Doctors, Writers and Pacifists will be another discipline of Nobel Prize recipients: Nothingists. The new category, known officially as the Nobel Prize for Noth...
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Broke - Gave Twins Sno Balls® and Bubble Wrap® for their Birthday

Jon Gosselin Broke - Gave Twins Sno Balls® and Bubble Wrap® for their Birthday

TLC® reality TV dad Jon Gosselin brought bags of gifts and a big cake box from the upscale Cupcake Café® to his twin's 9th birthday party, incurring the wrath of his estranged wife, who wanted to keep the celebration simple. Or was that it? "...
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Funny story: God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - In an astounding development, God has spoken to Oakland Tribune Sports Desk intern Moisés Moses, denouncing Chris Johnson's alleged praise of Him in the end zone after Johnson made a leaping interception during Monday's Raiders'...
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Funny story: Detroit Lions' Only Fan Calls It Quits After Sunday's Crushing Defeat

Detroit Lions' Only Fan Calls It Quits After Sunday's Crushing Defeat

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - When the Detroit Lions had their first win in nearly two years - a 19-14 defeat of the Washington Redskins on September 27 - Harry Havisham was there to rejoice in the moment. In fact, he was the only fan in Ford Field that day,...
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Funny story: Letterman Weighs in on Charges of Sexual Impropriety

Letterman Weighs in on Charges of Sexual Impropriety

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA - David Letterman chose the Arby's on SW 41st Avenue in the city of his birth to reflect to a hastily-gathered, exclusive group of reporters about the charges of sexual impropriety that have recently plagued him. Smells of th...
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Funny story: CNN Replaces Wolf Blitzer With a Bozo the Clown Bop Bag

CNN Replaces Wolf Blitzer With a Bozo the Clown Bop Bag

New York, New York - After Wolf Blitzer's dismal showing on Thursday's edition of Celebrity Jeopardy, CNN has decided to replace him with a Bozo the Clown Bop Bag. Simon Legree, Human Resources Director for Turner Broadcasting System, has confirme...
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Funny story: Wolf Blitzer Weighs In on His Devastating Loss at Celebrity Jeopardy

Wolf Blitzer Weighs In on His Devastating Loss at Celebrity Jeopardy

New York, New York - CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer is saying "It's my turn!" after fielding a blitz of media and internet mockery following his humiliating last-place finish on Thursday's edition of Celebrity Jeopardy. Blitzer lost Double Jeopardy with...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
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