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Funny story:  Scottish People Protest At World's Lowest Wall

Scottish People Protest At World's Lowest Wall

A service attended by thousands of Scottish people turned very nasty today. They were there to protest at their lack of freedom to enter a proper country. For many, many years the tartan wearing kilt bandits have been held prisoner in their own grey...
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Funny story:  Marks & Sponser @Newcastle.

Marks & Sponser @Newcastle.

Newcastle United fans are waking up fuming this morning at the prospect of their home ground being renamed. Mike Ashley assured a press conference there is no law against renaming the club. "I looked it up in my Subbuteo rule book." He said. T...
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Funny story:  Nick Griffin Loses Ironic Court Case

Nick Griffin Loses Ironic Court Case

An Asian man was cleared of racially abusing the cuddly racist Nick Griffin. The BNP leader is reported to be outraged. We found this difficult to prove as it's hard to tell though as he always looks like a fat owl taking a vindaloo shit. The Asi...
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Funny story:  A Photo-Fit Up.

A Photo-Fit Up.

New computer enhanced photos showing Madeline McCann as she may look now have been released to press associations across Europe. The photographs show Maddy as a six year old girl with dark hair and a swarthy face. It seems obvious her parents ha...
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Funny story:  Home Secretary Out of His Horse Box On Drugs Debate

Home Secretary Out of His Horse Box On Drugs Debate

All mounted police in the UK were sacked today. This shock move comes about in the wake of fired drug adviser David Nutt's comments. Professor Nutt spoke about taking ecstasy being less dangerous than riding a horse. He was quickly relived of his...
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Funny story:  Beefeaters Are Stark Raven Sexists

Beefeaters Are Stark Raven Sexists

The legend has it that when the birds leave the Tower of London then the British crown and British kingdom will fall. This myth doesn't seem to bother some old Yeomen there at the moment though. They have been found guilty of bullying the only femal...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Takes Jordan To High Court

Katie Price Takes Jordan To High Court

The Double 'D' Life of Jordan. - Katie Price had her day in court with her arch nemesis and alter ego Jordan today. The case came about after Miss Price claimed Jordan was ruining her career through vile public exhibitionism and idiocy. "I was get...
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Funny story:  England to play World Cup on the front of a fridge! Are they magnets or mad gets?

England to play World Cup on the front of a fridge! Are they magnets or mad gets?

The England World Cup qualifier will be shown exclusively on internet fridges. These devices are absolute rubbish and were designed to tell skinny arsed WAGs when they were out of Chablis or coke. A spokesman for the I*nterFridge told us that only...
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Funny story:  Beckham Cock Up Leaves Him Out Of The World Cup

Beckham Cock Up Leaves Him Out Of The World Cup

England have booked themselves a place in the World Cup finals in South Africa next summer, but it looks like one star will be left behind. David Beckham has shot himself in his Adidas Predators for the last time in his international career. The...
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Funny story:  The Sun Has A Baby

The Sun Has A Baby

Shockwaves crashed throughout the scientific world today after NASA reported the discovery of a baby sun hiding behind our own Sun. "We have long suspected something was behind the sun but never had the necessary equipment to locate it until now."...
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Funny story:  THEIFA Condemn Football Kidnapping.

THEIFA Condemn Football Kidnapping.

The world of football has been rocked once again today when Madchester Untied were accused of juvenile kidnap. The story relates to the swoop last August of French teenage prodigy Daniel N'Everplay. A report has been handed to THEIFA, the world fo...
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Funny story:  Ozone-Holy Commotion

Ozone-Holy Commotion

The Vatican has condemned the proposal to patch the ozone layer with a latex sheet. "We feel this project by NASA is nothing more than putting a huge condom in the sky." Said some religious nutter in Rome. The experiment which will begin by th...
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Funny story:  No Car-bon-bon Footprint

No Car-bon-bon Footprint

Environmental groups have welcomed the announcement of the newest 'green car', the Citroen Scribble. The new car from the French company will be the most environmentally friendly vehicle on the planet. The Scribble will have a zero carbon footprin...
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Funny story:  Mickey In Domestic Abuse Horror!

Mickey In Domestic Abuse Horror!

Horrific scenes unfolded last night as Mickey Mouse was arrested for domestic abuse. The normally happy-go lucky rodent showed his dangerous and ugly side as he kicked the shit out of his wife Minnie and his dog friend Goofy. Minnie is recoveri...
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Funny story:  Al Gore Offers Global Warming Out For A Fight

Al Gore Offers Global Warming Out For A Fight

'Controversy in Washington' may not seem like such a unique or unusually story. But this time the eyes really do have to be rubbed to believe what is unfolding in DC. After years of trying to educate, enforce and change our attitude about the effe...
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Funny story:  Crash, Bang, Wallop What A Video.

Crash, Bang, Wallop What A Video.

A graphic video depicting the human cost of texting while driving has gathered overwhelming praise. The video which has an age limit on YouTube quickly became a viral video on thousands of websites and blogs in the UK and internationally. The v...
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Funny story:  Television Is Good For Your Height

Television Is Good For Your Height

Recent studies have shown that watching too much television can seriously help promote growth in normal healthy humans. The research which has taken 13 years to complete has whipped the scientific world into frenzy. "The hypothesis from this stud...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden, Bin Sheep Shaggin'

Bin Laden, Bin Sheep Shaggin'

A news rumour that spread across the wires last week about a possible sighting of Osama Bin Laden took me on a strange adventure. The crazy cave dweller had been seen purchasing a box of Viagra from a local chemist on the Isle of Wight. The limp d...
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