A late-life rock 'n roll resurgence has sent Vera Lynn over the edge of the white cliffs of Dover. She has been admitted to her local drop-in centre and asked to put her feet up, having overdosed on cream teas and aspidistra garnish.
There were c...
Answering a claim of a cover up over the release of Ali a-Megrahi, Prime Minister Gordon Brown asserted:
"I have been totally transparent. I transparently chose not to mention that I'd said 'we don't want him to die in prison' and further to that...
When the police first broadcast their recent advert warning drug-drivers that big eyes would give them away at the wheel, innocent Barry Walsh of Walthamstow could not have predicted he would be arrested himself.
"I used to be stopped and searche...
Gordon brown invited journalists to his garden this week where he held court, from his seat on the garden fence. He bravely claimed, several days after everybody else, to have been repulsed over the scenes of celebration in Tripoli, following the arr...
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