A former record breaker is attempting to regain his title after a bout of food poisoning cost him his crown. For over 10 years North Carolina resident, Bernie 'Big Gulp' Hickok could proudly boast to being the world's fattest man. However after falli...
A 32 year old male office worker died today after overdosing on Excel spreadsheets. The dead man's boss had earlier warned his employee "I tried to stop him, I really did. He started off small, inserting columns and deleting rows. But then he learnt...
British teens aged between 16-18 will be called up for 12 months service in the Salvation Army from August 2010. The controversial scheme is designed to beat yob culture and decrease Britain's soaring obesity rate.
Field Marshall Eric Guthrie, le...
The club believed to be the richest football club in the world today announced plans to purchase the UK. A bid of GBP12.50 is thought to have been tabled to the Queen, the current owner. However it is believed that she is holding out for GBP15 and a...
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