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Funny story: "Women can be referee assistants, so long as they're skinny" says Kenneth Tong.

"Women can be referee assistants, so long as they're skinny" says Kenneth Tong.

Kenneth Tong wade into the Sky Sports row yesterday after commenting that women can "become assistant referees, as long as they're skinny". Both Richard Key and Andy Gray have been much maligned for numerous sexist comments, including Key allege...
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Funny story: Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Conservative MP Alan Duncan continued his lament over our poor politicians, after claiming he has to "lap dance at the local gay bar" to pay for his expenses since the Commons's crackdown. Speaking days after being secretly filmed claiming MP's "l...
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Funny story: Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Russia's President Putin has once again vehemently denied any connection with lovable House-Elf, Dobby. The reports flared up again during the President's visit of troubled Georgia, a country who last year unwisely tried to take on one of the lar...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin Left Red-Faced Over Food Blunder

Nick Griffin Left Red-Faced Over Food Blunder

British Nationalist Party leader Nick Griffin was left red-faced after claiming popular British delicacy, black pudding, is a product of "black culture" and that famous savory 'Spotted Dick' shows the "rise of the Gay Mafia". Griffin's ill-advised...
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Funny story: Fed Up God "To Turn Buddha"

Fed Up God "To Turn Buddha"

A tired and overworked God has admitted to startled followers "enough is enough, I'm converting to Buddhism". The shock announcement comes after centuries of oppression and manipulation by one of the most popular religious franchises in the world,...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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