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Michael Jackson Spotted In Area 51

Funny story: Michael Jackson Spotted In Area 51

Roswell, New Mexico - Conspiracy theorists have worked themselves into a lather over rumors that Michael Jackson was spotted outside a building in Area 51. Hundreds of conspiracy theorists have descended on Roswell in the last 48 ho...

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G20 Leaders Reach Agreement in Record Time

Funny story: G20 Leaders Reach Agreement in Record Time

The leaders of the G20 have today decided to follow the trend set by previous G20 summits by agreeing to agree. A spokesman stated that, "We have decided that it is in the best interests of all of us if we simply decide to agree rather than pissi...

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Obama Chanelling Michael Jackson?

Washington, DC: In a disturbing development a source close to the White House has claimed that President Obama is 'channelling' Michael Jackson. My source reports that in recent days Obama has been spotted 'moonwalking' and grabbing his crotch ra...

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Gore Blames Kings of Leon for Wildfires

Funny story: Gore Blames Kings of Leon for Wildfires

Washington, D.C.: Climate change guru Al Gore today made the bizarre claim that American rockers Kings of Leon were responsible for wildfires on three continents: North America, Australia, and the fire that recently threatened Athens in Europe. G...

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Freddie's A Twat: Watson

Funny story: Freddie's A Twat: Watson

London, England: As the tension mounts ahead of the fifth and final Ashes test Australian all-rounder Shane Watson has added spice to what is already sure to be a hard-fought encounter. Prior to the fourth test Watson boldly claimed that Aussie sp...

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Shock as Jobs Unveils New i-phone.

Funny story: Shock as Jobs Unveils New i-phone.

Seattle: Members of the press were shocked today as Steve Jobs unveiled the latest version of the i-phone. The new phone, which Jobs described as 'revolutionary' is a third of the size of the current model and is re-charged as you sleep by inserting...

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Gore Fails To Impress

Funny story: Gore Fails To Impress

Canberra AUSTRALIA: A sense of disbelief reverberated around Australia today as Senator Steven Fielding publicly announced that despite talking to Al Gore he was a climate change sceptic. In a rather monotone press conference Fielding stated, "I talk...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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