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Funny story: Ferguson Fumes at the Fu*+!ng Ref

Ferguson Fumes at the Fu*+!ng Ref

Manchester United supremo Sir Alex Ferguson was left fuming at the referee following his team's shock exit in the FA Cup to one time rivals Leeds United. Five minutes additional time was awarded by the fourth official, but Ferguson fumed "there sh...
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Funny story: Peter Andre tells Jordan to go F*ck Herself

Peter Andre tells Jordan to go F*ck Herself

ATPN, London - Peter Andre, spurned lover of former page 3 silicone ridden Jordan IfThePriceIsRight (aka Katie), vowed this week to sue the bitch for hinting that he'd hidden another lover in the dungeon of their Brighton lovenest. "What she's sai...
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Funny story: Queen Launches New Twitter Diary

Queen Launches New Twitter Diary

Her Majesty The Queen announced yesterday that she is to launch her own entry on Twitter! "One is surrounded by buffoons, inbeciles and twits, and in a world where we are all equal, it is of great importance to me that my subjects have a glimpse i...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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