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Funny story: Ghost Still Haunting Goldberg

Ghost Still Haunting Goldberg

NEW YORK CITY, NY, USA An angry Whoopi Goldberg filed a police report early this evening requesting to file charges of stalking, harassment, malicious mischief and assault by a persons or persons unknown. Goldberg was unable to give a description...
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Funny story: Cockshutt Woodcocks to Audition Cockettes

Cockshutt Woodcocks to Audition Cockettes

COCKSHUTT, NEW ZEALAND, UK Hoping to capitalize on favorable publicity generated by the entire team's appearance at the recent National Penis Day celebration, "Big" Dick Johnson, team captain of the popular Cockshutt Woodcocks Football Club, detaile...
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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard Held at Area 51

Jaycee Lee Dugard Held at Area 51

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA In a press conference at the FBI's Los Angeles office, Tina Dugard, the maternal aunt of Jaycee Lee Dugard, the California woman who mysteriously disappeared eighteen years ago, revealed that Jaycee has been sequestered along wi...
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Funny story: Stooge Arrested at Funeral for Eye Gouging

Stooge Arrested at Funeral for Eye Gouging

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA The Stooges family patriarch Moe Howard is being held without bail on a felony charge of cruelty to a child and is not expected to be released until after his arraignment following the Labor Day holiday. Howard was arrested b...
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Funny story: What a Production!

What a Production!

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Probate Judge Mitchell Beckloff finally approved payment for the expenses that are expected to be incurred by the long anticipated funeral of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, at a hearing Wednesday in downtown Los Angeles. Bec...
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Funny story: US Hairforce Protects Paris!

US Hairforce Protects Paris!

LOS VEGAS, NV, USA Paris Katherine Jackson, the eleven year old daughter of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, had her trademark long flowing locks shorn this past weekend in Las Vegas. Britain's Daily Mail reports that the Jackson family's se...
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Funny story: The Second Coming of Michael Jackson

The Second Coming of Michael Jackson

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA The numerous Michael Jackson sightings since his tragic death on June 25th gained credibility today when the Jackson family finally revealed that the reason he has yet to be buried is that his corpse has been missing since three...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Big Brooklyn Birthday Bash!

Michael Jackson's Big Brooklyn Birthday Bash!

BROOKLYN, NY, USA A massive dance party was held in Prospect Park to commemorate Michael Jackson's 51st birthday on Saturday. Thousands of devoted fans danced close together in the rain and mud, facing a large stage where deejays played selection...
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Funny story: Gere Detained in Cavy Cavity Contraband Controversy

Gere Detained in Cavy Cavity Contraband Controversy

NEW YORK CITY, NY, USA Actor Richard Gere was arrested by United States customs officials at New York's J F Kennedy International Airport on suspicion of smuggling following a Transatlantic flight which arrived late this afternoon. Gere had near...
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Funny story: Alice Cooper Shocked by Ruling

Alice Cooper Shocked by Ruling

NEW YORK CITY, NY, USA A local magistrate has issued an unusual ruling following his determination that an American kestrel recently rescued from a marauding gang of pigeons and mourning doves in the Bronx had indeed infringed upon the copyrighted p...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson to Be Buried Above Marilyn Monroe

Michael Jackson to Be Buried Above Marilyn Monroe

Los Angeles, Ca., USA The reasoning behind the numerous delays in laying Michael Jackson's decaying corpse to rest were cleared up today when Elsie Poncher announced that representatives of Jackson's estate had purchased the vault directly above the...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's "Leaked" Toxicology Reports

Michael Jackson's "Leaked" Toxicology Reports

Los Angeles, Ca, UEssay The results of the long anticipated toxicology reports regarding Michael Jackson's cause of death were inadvertently leaked to the press today. Shockingly, while the toxicology reports did verify the presence of massive am...
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Funny story: Smurfette's Genuine Sheared Beaver Muff Unveiled!

Smurfette's Genuine Sheared Beaver Muff Unveiled!

Muff, Ireland, UK After repeated goading and prodding by several fellow contributors to The Spoof, writer "smurfette" has at long last decided to expose her muff for all to see. "smurfette" felt that she was forced to respond when "Frankie the J"...
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Funny story: Large, Angry British Women on the Attack

Large, Angry British Women on the Attack

London, England, UK Britain's Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans (RSPCH) has issued a warning about the dangers of provoking groups of large, angry women after at least four people were trampled to death in the past two months by...
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Funny story: Gangsta ATMs in South Central

Gangsta ATMs in South Central

Los Angeles, Ca, UEssay A trial program of placing specialty Automatic Teller Machines (ATMs) designed for specific neighborhoods began in South Central Los Angeles this week. The modifications were inspired by a similar program in Great Britain whi...
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Funny story: Carter Desperate to Feel M.J.'s "Magic" Again!

Carter Desperate to Feel M.J.'s "Magic" Again!

LOS ANGELES, CA., USA Aaron Carter evidently carried on the old Carter family tradition of "hide and go peek" with his mentor, Michael Jackson. During Jackson's child molestation trial it was revealed that Carter attended Jackson's 45th birthday...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Drops from Top

Michael Jackson Drops from Top

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Michael Jackson's fans and supporters expressed shock and dismay today when the new issue of "Rolling Stoned" magazine revealed that Jackson had at long last been supplanted from the number one spot of Billboard's Hot 100. Cl...
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Funny story: Wacko Jacko Shatters World Records Posthumously

Wacko Jacko Shatters World Records Posthumously

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA The speculation concerning Michael Jackson's revelation shortly before his death that he hoped to be a serious contender for a new world record came to an end today when it was revealed by authorities with the Guinness Book of Wo...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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