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Vampires Union Protests Recent Hollywood Portrayals For "Douche Bias"

Funny story: Vampires Union Protests Recent Hollywood Portrayals For "Douche Bias"

With the runaway success at both the box office and bookshelves of the "Twilight" series and the critical buzz surrounding HBO's TV series "True Blood," vampires are enjoying a new heyday in Hollywood not seen since a run of vampire films in the 1970...

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Turkmenistan Tells Iran to Pipe Down Over There

Funny story: Turkmenistan Tells Iran to Pipe Down Over There

As the political unrest in Iran enters its sixth week, marked by continued protests, marches, and shouting matches between government and opposition forces, Turkmenistan, which shares its southwestern border with Iran, has publicly requested through...

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Leaked Morgan Stanley Memo Reveals Wall Street Plans to "Throw Money All Over the Place" When Economy Recovers

Funny story: Leaked Morgan Stanley Memo Reveals Wall Street Plans to "Throw Money All Over the Place" When Economy Recovers

A leaked e-mail from inside investment bank Morgan Stanley that was sent to several news organizations Thursday night shed light on some of the strategies that Wall Street's A-list have for reclaiming their place as the engineers of capitalism when t...

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Overland Park Steak 'N Shake Records First Post-Mortem Michael Jackson Sighting

Funny story: Overland Park Steak 'N Shake Records First Post-Mortem Michael Jackson Sighting

At approximately 11:18 PM on July 23, a patron at the Steak 'N Shake off Jefferson Blvd in Overland Park, Kansas registered the first known sighting of Michael Jackson since his death on June 25 of this year. "Definitely him," said local parking...

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Manny Brings Beach Chair to Left Field, "Pushing It" Says Torre

Funny story: Manny Brings Beach Chair to Left Field, "Pushing It" Says Torre

Unpredictable Dodgers left fielder Manny Ramirez surprised even seasoned "Manny watchers" across the league during the fifth inning of a game against the Cincinnati Reds last night when he dragged a blue vinyl beach chair with him out to left field a...

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WWE Fans Critical of Complex "Mulholland Drive"-Inspired Storyline

Since embarking last week upon a complicated, multi-week storyline inspired by the surreal David Lynch film "Mulholland Drive" on the latest edition of WWE Monday Night RAW, fans have criticized the company for a "convoluted, non-sensical" run of sho...

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Substandard Employee Maintains Charade of Competence With Conference Call Quips

Howard Logistics Assistant Freight Manager Mike Kostoff, who has consistently failed to demonstrate any meaningful understanding of freight logistics in his four years with the company, has nevertheless been able to manufacture a mostly positive repu...

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Clinton Offers to Have Husband Help Kim Jong-Il Pick Up Chicks If He Disbands Nuclear Program

Funny story: Clinton Offers to Have Husband Help Kim Jong-Il Pick Up Chicks If He Disbands Nuclear Program

In the latest diplomatic overture from the Obama administration to the North Korean government, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered to get husband Bill Clinton to help North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il pick up women more successfully in exc...

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Marilyn Manson Denies J. Crew Shopping Spree

In a statement released early Saturday, shock-rocker Marilyn Mason denied reports that he was seen purchasing "tasteful, understated garments" at a Los Angeles J. Crew clothing store last week. Eyewitnesses told tabloid outlets that Manson, who...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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