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Bits of Widsom from the White House

Funny story: Bits of Widsom from the White House

Barney Bard, the Trump Administration's own official, if a bit giddy, Gadfly, has released the following: Unpleasant contemplation -- technical difficulties at a "fart to the music" concert. People that claim to be spiritual -- just lazy fucks...

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Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

Funny story: Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

"Trigger Words" wanted removed from classification of ancient hominid. A local student rights group, centered out of Bud Hert Hall, has demanded a renaming of one of this planet's ancient inhabitants. Though not seen for eons, this human-type's p...

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New Trump Hire to Inspire Goverment Bureaucracy.

Funny story: New Trump Hire to Inspire Goverment Bureaucracy.

Washington, DC -- Barney Bard, who once held a position of Professor Emeritus at the now defunct Trump University, is following Mr. Trump to the White House. "Mr. Bard," said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to Mr. Trump, "will be this Administration'...

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Work place violence exposes Super Hero's Identity

Funny story: Work place violence exposes Super Hero's Identity

Did he freak? Listen Bud, on his hands he's got innocent blood. New York free-lance photographer Peter Parker has been exposed as the Amazing Spider Man! The shocking revelation came about after Mr. Parker was arrested for hurling his now deceased...

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Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Funny story: Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Once it was certain Hillary had lost the electoral college vote, according to insiders, she unloaded on her rumored-to-be philandering husband, Bill. (She had also had choice words for her once bestest gal-pal's hubby.) You son of a bitch, this is...

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Celebs ticked at Porn Knock-Offs

Funny story: Celebs ticked at Porn Knock-Offs

Two, to be exact: Tom Cruise and Denzel Washington. Tom Cruise, out promoting his latest "Jack Reacher" fare on the Ricki Lake show, grew furious when he found out there's a new nudie flick called "Jack Reach-around-er", which caters to Gay men.

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Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Funny story: Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Faced with faltering poll numbers, Donald Trump and his advisors are taking a shot at tapping the African American vote, which normally goes Democratic 9 to 1. His recent outreach, however, might be doing more harm than good. Trying to piggyba...

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Answered at last: Why Led Zeppelin's songs were so long.

Funny story: Answered at last: Why Led Zeppelin's songs were so long.

Off the record, to a well-connected insider during an unguarded, vulnerable moment, lead singer/guitarist Robert Page at long last revealed the greatest mystery surrounding the legendary band: why their songs seemed to go on and on. And on!...

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Richard Henne soldiers on.

Funny story: Richard Henne soldiers on.

Though sobering consequences from the alleged Balloon-boy hoax loom, sources say Richard Henne refuses to be deterred in the least from his ultimate goal: Starring in a reality T.V. show. "Richard's looking to capitalize on his biggest success in...

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Networks retooling their slogans

Funny story: Networks retooling their slogans

The ongoing sluggish economy, which has deeply cut into the money advertisers are willing to part with, and the ever widening offering of TV fair, which has stretched and thinned out audiences, has the old guard tinkering with their business plans. T...

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Letterman blackmailed -- again!

Funny story: Letterman blackmailed -- again!

Unnamed sources in New York City law enforcement have leaked information that Talk Show comedian David Letterman has found himself as the mark in yet another extortion scheme. This time, however, easy money isn't the goal, but something more inti...

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Cold Case Crime Blotter: Polanski nabbed! Dangerous fiend still on the loose.

Funny story: Cold Case Crime Blotter: Polanski nabbed! Dangerous fiend still on the loose.

32 years on the lam has come to an end for renowned filmmaker Roman Polanski. Back in 1977, perp Polanski pleaded guilty to having unlawful sex with a minor, served six weeks in lock-up for evaluation while awaiting sentencing, but got cold feet...

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Tit for Tat leads to Trade Spat

Funny story: Tit for Tat leads to Trade Spat

U.S. President Barack Obama recently signed an order imposing a 35% tariff on tire imports from China, accusing the East Asian giant of dumping their road rubber on the American market. ("Dumping" is the practice of selling goods for less than their...

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President Obama's Healthcare Ace in the Hole.

Funny story: President Obama's Healthcare Ace in the Hole.

Washington DC (Neuters) - With support sinking fast for systemic healthcare change, specifically the Dems favored public option via single payer, during a recent appearance at the Press Club Mr. Obama desperately strove to turn the tide. Inovkin...

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Rumors, Lies and Distortions run Amuck!

Funny story: Rumors, Lies and Distortions run Amuck!

Policy and reputation defenders for the Obama administration, truth champions of Hollywood and Fairness in the Media advocates are all at full alert after a quartet of nefarious falsehoods went viral in recent days past. Truth is under assault, shown...

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California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

Funny story: California's Textbooks Turning "Fruity."

California, frequently at the vanguard of the left in America's endless culture wars, is now hastily beating an embarrassing retreat. The state's progressive Department of Education, once impervious to criticism from conservatives, finds itself havin...

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Effort Underway to Identify Remains Found on Italian Beach.

Funny story: Effort Underway to Identify Remains Found on Italian Beach.

A recently discovered skeleton found south of Rome is set to undergo extensive testing to pin down a genetic profile, and further shed light on the circumstances of death. As it stands now, a cursory examination of the find suggests the man was kille...

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Under Pressure, Army Unleashes New Recruiting Campaign

With Defense Secretary Bobert (Bob) Gates calling for an increase of 22,000 soldiers, concerns are growing that the graying pitch of ARMY STRONG might not get the job done. "Though that guileless slogan had caught the eyes (and recruiter assiste...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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