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Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

WHITE PLAINS, NY - The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit him pretty hard according to close friends and business acquaintances. Not one to let any moss grow under his feet, however, Murdoch h...

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Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School

Funny story: Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School

Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers saying he became a bully only after being a victim of bullying himself. Romney says he felt he had to address the stories bei...

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Woman Loses Touch with Reality after Watching Weeklong Reality Series

Funny story: Woman Loses Touch with Reality after Watching Weeklong Reality Series

TOPEKA, Kansas - A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a "doomsday bunker" in her back yard. Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw t...

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Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Funny story: Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike "The Situation" is, however, causing quite a stir with news that the baby may be his, sending shockwaves through Amer...

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Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...

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Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Funny story: Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck knows what it is to fall like a boulder from grace for simply uttering his personal opinions about someone. Getting canned from a gravy job with Fox News Channel was just the beginning of a decline in popularit...

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Chris Hansen Becomes Possessed During Taping of Hansen Files: Exorcisms Real or Hoax?

Funny story: Chris Hansen Becomes Possessed During Taping of Hansen Files: Exorcisms Real or Hoax?

It has just been reported that Chris Hansen, the man behind the news show Hansen Files seen Friday evenings on Dateline NBC is, most likely, possessed by the devil, who priests say entered his body during the taping of an upcoming expose on exorcisms...

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Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising on Rush Limbaugh Show

Funny story: Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising on Rush Limbaugh Show

"If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company," said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. "As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show," announced the VP on the Sunday editio...

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Rush Limbaugh's Head May be Stuck up His Ass Permanently

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh's Head May be Stuck up His Ass Permanently

Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass. At last report,...

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Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

Funny story: Mitt Romney Sings "Sexy and I Know It" in Shower

A Mitt Romney aid has just leaked some interesting news about the presidential candidate. Seems although Mr. Romney may sing "America the Beautiful" in public, his favorite song while showering in the campaign bus is "Sexy and I Know It," by LMFAO.

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Mitt Romney and Wife Show Up at Events Wearing Nike Galaxy Shoes

Funny story: Mitt Romney and Wife Show Up at Events Wearing Nike Galaxy Shoes

Mitt Romney is proving he'll do just about anything to show his supporters that he is ready, willing and able to spend the money it takes to become President, and how he dresses is an important component in that. Upon hearing that the newly releas...

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Denies Crush on President Obama

Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Denies Crush on President Obama

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer says that rumors about her actually having a mad crush on President Obama are patently false. In a statement she recently gave at the local Chapter of Single Christians with Spouses, Brewer claims that television psych...

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Glamour Guns & Ammo Opens High-End Shop on Rodeo Drive

Funny story: Glamour Guns & Ammo Opens High-End Shop on Rodeo Drive

Proud gun owner Patricia "Pickles" McQuarty of Lubbock, Texas has just announced the grand opening of her new high-end gun shop on fabulous Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, California. The shop will offer some of the finest guns made by manufacturers fr...

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News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive has Women Applauding Santorum Supporter

Funny story: News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive has Women Applauding Santorum Supporter

The news out of Michigan this morning is that not all women in America are angry at Santorum financial backer, Foster Friess for stating that a safe and effective form of birth control for women is a simple aspirin placed between the knees. Women...

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Gun Sales Spike Dramatically This Valentine's Day

Funny story: Gun Sales Spike Dramatically This Valentine's Day

Thanks to some clever thinking on the part of an employee at one of the largest gun manufacturers in America, gun sales in the states of Georgia, Arkansas and Missouri are up over 400 per cent. The product responsible for record sales is a pretty...

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Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves

Funny story: Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves

When you talk about the economy being bad, you usually think this is great news for debt collectors. More people defaulting on their loans means more phone calls, and more phone calls means more bonus money in the pocket. Unfortunately, not all de...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were spotted side-by-side at a local hospital on Thursday. While Schwarzenegger appeared to have just come from shoulder surgery, it was not immediately clear what Stallone was in the same hospital for.

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Ghosts of Dead Conservative Couple Following Mitt Romney Around

Funny story: Ghosts of Dead Conservative Couple Following Mitt Romney Around

When he waffles on an issue or appears to be going a bit soft on President Obama, Mitt Romney gets an invisible tap on the shoulder, or his papers will shift ever so slightly, making it hard for him to concentrate on what he is talking about. Two...

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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