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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson is looking forward to the next episode of Dr Who, which is set to feature Vampires in Venice, in the 17th century. Pattinson has been outspoken about the bad scripts in recent episodes like Winston Churchill & The Daleks, but...
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Funny story: Mr Ed agrees with Big Mac, even though most people don't

Mr Ed agrees with Big Mac, even though most people don't

Mr Ed, the world's only talking horse, agrees with Big Mac, alias John McCririck, and his outspoken views on banning the whip in horse racing. Mr Ed, talking from his stables at Newmarket, said: "That Fat Oaf Big Mac, is an absolute idiot when he...
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Funny story: Illuminati decided UK election result months ago as they Control the Minds of the masses

Illuminati decided UK election result months ago as they Control the Minds of the masses

The Illuminati, control the minds of the masses through control of the media, which covers both television and newspapers. Top Illuminati, like Rupert Murdoch, can lead you to believe you live in a nice little fair democracy but at the same time t...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Top of the World Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart not happy

Lady Gaga Top of the World Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart not happy

Lady Gaga has been named as the most important show biz star in the World, which has really pissed off Robert Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart who were totally convinced that they were the most important stars in the World. Pattinson thinks that the...
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Funny story: Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants boyfriend Robert Pattinson, her co-star in the Twilight Movies, to move in with her in her home in Los Angeles, before Gordon Brown moves out permanently from his residence in Downing Street. Reports coming from Los Angeles,...
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Funny story: Mass Murderer & Worlds Biggest Liar tries to help ugly guy who always finishes last

Mass Murderer & Worlds Biggest Liar tries to help ugly guy who always finishes last

A Mass Murderer, & also holder of the title Worlds Biggest Liar, has been brought in to help an ugly guy who bullies his staff, makes old age pensioners cry, and always finishes last in debates. Tony B Liar notorious War Criminal for those who...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson asks about Blood

Robert Pattinson asks about Blood

After reading a story about a man who claims to have survived for 70 years eating nothing Robert Pattinson, is searching for answers as to whether there is any truth about vampires or people eating blood and could they survive on blood alone. Robe...
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Funny story: Rubbish Collectors Think Labour Are Rubbish

Rubbish Collectors Think Labour Are Rubbish

Even working class Rubbish Collectors think Labour are Rubbish it emerged today after a car crash involving a dustbin lorry and a volkswagen golf, in Birmingham, today just yards from where ten Labour cabinet members were standing in front of a huge...
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Funny story: Three Strikes and you're out

Three Strikes and you're out

It used to be three strikes and you were out but that does not seem to apply for Gordon Brown. He has appeared in three of these leaders debate programmes on television and three times out of three he has finished third. Actually its the same as bein...
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Funny story: Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Scientists are studying a man called Prahlad Jani, in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, in India, because he claims he has not eaten anything in 70 years. For the last six days he has been observed by scientists this skinny old man of 82, has had...
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Funny story: The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

Next year marks the 20th anniversary of the WHO conference and its got nothing to do with the famous rock band The Who, its the World Health Organisation and they have startling new evidence that sperm count in men is getting lower every year that pa...
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Funny story: Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Kristen Stewart is set to get engaged to Twilight, co-star Robert Pattinson, on the 30th April at Twilight. The 30th April, known as Beltane is the Eve of Mayday and is every bit as important on a witches calendar as Halloween. Kristen who play...
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Funny story: Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups' not that David Cameron him that's due to become Prime Minister of the UK, its Michael Douglas's son Cameron. Douglas has said that fame in the family and the many drug and alcohol abusers have had...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga becomes the Lady In Black

Lady Gaga becomes the Lady In Black

Lady Gaga was seen yesterday with yet another bizarre outfit as she arrived at a dance studio in Los Angeles, wearing a bizarre black bodysuit and funeral veil. Some people were calling her the Lady in Black, instead of the Lady in Red, in the famous...
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Funny story: Al Gore upsets little boy by telling him his ice cream melted because of Global Warming

Al Gore upsets little boy by telling him his ice cream melted because of Global Warming

Al Gore is back to start his Global warming lectures again now that spring has arrived and the temperatures are getting warmer. While walking to a hall in Las Vegas, where he was due to do a Global warming lecture he spotted a little boy who's ic...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock chooses Billy The Kid over Jesse James

Sandra Bullock chooses Billy The Kid over Jesse James

Sandra Bullock has revealed that she has adopted a baby in secret and has got shot of husband Jesse James. Bullock claims she should never have married a cowboy and now that she has adopted this baby she has no time for Jesse James. The baby is no...
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Funny story: Hubble should zoom in on Uranus? Brown goes haywire!

Hubble should zoom in on Uranus? Brown goes haywire!

Gordon Brown is the sort of guy that anybody with any sense would like to give him a good boot up the arse. Even although these walkabouts for television purposes are staged and the people they speak to are picked in advance Brown still managed...
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Funny story: Lady Goo Goo as Lady Gaga eats nothing but baby food

Lady Goo Goo as Lady Gaga eats nothing but baby food

Lady Gaga has been invited to appear in the next series of the television programme Freaky Eaters, after news broke today that she eats nothing but jars of baby food. Lady Goo Goo, the artist formerly known as Lady Gaga, starts with a jar of Cow a...
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Breaking News...

Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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