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John Boehner - "We Can Stop Obama by Giving Up Everything"

Funny story: John Boehner - "We Can Stop Obama by Giving Up Everything"

WASHINGTON DC - Conservatives are raising strong opposition to Speaker of the House John Boehner for his proposed method to "guarantee GOP wins in 2016." The "strategy" appears to be "give Obama everything he wants in secret without making him sign a...

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Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

Funny story: Environmentalists Boldly Demand Obama to "Nuke the Coal"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...

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"Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

Funny story: "Illuminati Too Disrespectful" Says President Obama

ST. PAUL, MN - At a Minnesota Town Hall meeting, President Obama spent the afternoon telling everyone how unfair it was for people to blame him in "phony scandals." Although some had been led to believe there would be discussion of local issues,...

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US Evacuating Embassy in Iraq due to Global Warming

Funny story: US Evacuating Embassy in Iraq due to Global Warming

WASHINGTON DC - Secretary of State John Kerry began with great praise for President Obama's foreign policy, saying "the world has never known more peace and love than it has found with our glorious leader in the White House." As American diplomats an...

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Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

Funny story: Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...

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Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

Funny story: Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Obama Administration has declared all Federal Land and Coastal Waters as off-limits to Americans, the Department of Justice [sic] is making it clear that President Obama will get $3.5 TRILLION to spend -- Unconditionally...

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Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

Funny story: Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

WASHINGTON DC - With the Federal government shutdown and a debt limit crisis approaching, President Obama may have no choice except to use Executive Order and declare Congress a National Park, imprison all political opposition on charges of trespass...

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"Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

Funny story: "Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

WASHINGTON DC - After being hassled over "leading from behind" and trivial matters like having an ambassador murdered as an embassy burned to the ground, Democrats want President Obama to "step up" and command the respect that he deserves. In simple...

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Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

Funny story: Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but So...

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NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

Funny story: NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

WASHINGTON DC - NSA director Keith Alexander defended the NSA practice of recording all Americans' phone calls, tracking their locations by cellphone GPS, copying emails, and downloading web browser site visits and IP statistics with backdoor access...

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Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

Funny story: Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...

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New Obama Campaign to Drive "Opposition" Voters from America

Funny story: New Obama Campaign to Drive "Opposition" Voters from America

WASHINGTON, DC - In May 2012, billionaire Eduardo Saverin made the news by renouncing his US citizenship; however, he is not alone. Since President Obama took office, the number of Americans leaving the country in 2011 was more than 600% higher than...

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NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

Funny story: NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

WASHINGTON, DC - While the scientists at CERN in Europe spent July 4th announcing their discovery of a Higgs Boson particle, America's government scientists at NASA were busy writing a "brilliant" thesis on why they are not "losers." While the scient...

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The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

Funny story: The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...

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ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

Funny story: ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

WASHINGTON, DC - In a surprise ruling, the US Supreme Court ruled that ObamaCare was Constitutional. Chief Justice John Roberts delivered the opinion which upheld the 2700 page bill. All of the Supreme Court Justices admitted that their judgements ha...

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Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

Funny story: Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...

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Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

Funny story: Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

WASHINGTON, DC - In his State of The Union Address, President Obama praised US troops for their hard work, competence, honor, selfless service, and ability to exceed expectations. Afterward, he announced that he would fire 80,000 members of the US Ar...

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Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

WASHINGTON, DC - A Congressional aide claims to know the "secret" which Nancy Pelosi (D-California) keeps threatening to reveal. Unfortunately, revealing the "secret" could have the "unintended consequence" of making Newt Gingrich more popular with v...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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