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Funny story:  Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...
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Funny story:  Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Obama Administration has declared all Federal Land and Coastal Waters as off-limits to Americans, the Department of Justice [sic] is making it clear that President Obama will get $3.5 TRILLION to spend -- Unconditionally...
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Funny story:  Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

WASHINGTON DC - With the Federal government shutdown and a debt limit crisis approaching, President Obama may have no choice except to use Executive Order and declare Congress a National Park, imprison all political opposition on charges of trespass...
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Funny story:  "Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

"Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

WASHINGTON DC - After being hassled over "leading from behind" and trivial matters like having an ambassador murdered as an embassy burned to the ground, Democrats want President Obama to "step up" and command the respect that he deserves. In simple...
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Funny story:  Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but So...
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Funny story:  NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

WASHINGTON DC - NSA director Keith Alexander defended the NSA practice of recording all Americans' phone calls, tracking their locations by cellphone GPS, copying emails, and downloading web browser site visits and IP statistics with backdoor access...
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Funny story:  Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

Benghazi - Space Aliens Admit Dropping Obama Brain

WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...
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Funny story:  New Obama Campaign to Drive "Opposition" Voters from America

New Obama Campaign to Drive "Opposition" Voters from America

WASHINGTON, DC - In May 2012, billionaire Eduardo Saverin made the news by renouncing his US citizenship; however, he is not alone. Since President Obama took office, the number of Americans leaving the country in 2011 was more than 600% higher than...
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Funny story:  NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

WASHINGTON, DC - While the scientists at CERN in Europe spent July 4th announcing their discovery of a Higgs Boson particle, America's government scientists at NASA were busy writing a "brilliant" thesis on why they are not "losers." While the scient...
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Funny story:  The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...
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Funny story:  ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

WASHINGTON, DC - In a surprise ruling, the US Supreme Court ruled that ObamaCare was Constitutional. Chief Justice John Roberts delivered the opinion which upheld the 2700 page bill. All of the Supreme Court Justices admitted that their judgements ha...
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Funny story:  Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...
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Funny story:  Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

WASHINGTON, DC - In his State of The Union Address, President Obama praised US troops for their hard work, competence, honor, selfless service, and ability to exceed expectations. Afterward, he announced that he would fire 80,000 members of the US Ar...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

WASHINGTON, DC - A Congressional aide claims to know the "secret" which Nancy Pelosi (D-California) keeps threatening to reveal. Unfortunately, revealing the "secret" could have the "unintended consequence" of making Newt Gingrich more popular with v...
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Funny story:  Win by Newt Gingrich Strikes Fear into Secret DC Guild

Win by Newt Gingrich Strikes Fear into Secret DC Guild

WASHINGTON, DC - For many years, the throne of power in the US Capitol City has been chosen by "The Establishment." In 1910, this secret guild was nameless and met on Jekyll Island for a "duck hunt" which led to the creation of the Federal Reserve Ba...
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Funny story:  EPA to Penalize Failure to Use "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas"

EPA to Penalize Failure to Use "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas"

SAN FRANCISCO - Corporations which fail to use EPA mandated "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas" may face almost $7 Million in fines as warnings from the Federal Government were issued with the arrival of a new year. Objections are loud and numerous over a requ...
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Funny story:  US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election

US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election

NEW YORK - Liberal Media outlets in the US have proudly proclaimed Obama's victory in the 2012 Presidential Election. Attorney General Eric Holder quickly certified the voting results and congratulated President Obama on his "Landslide Victory." R...
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Funny story:  Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

WASHINGTON, DC - Since George Soros "publicly" took ownership of the US Government in January 2009, organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group have practically flaunted their diabolical manipulation of human...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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