The baby Kate and William are expecting was not conceived as babies usually are.
No, Kate had a visit from an angel one night and the result is a baby.
"She was all in white - a white robe - and above her head was a very luminous halo. I theref...
Prince William is barking mad because he says that the breasts of his wife, the former Kate Middleton, now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, are much larger than on the photos in the French magazine.
Our Buckingham Palace source, who wishes to re...
In a statement Buckingham Palace has confirmed that after Queen Elizabeth's fake helicopter jump for the Olympic opening ceremony, her Majesty is to make a real jump from a helicopter.
Her Majesty will make the jump this Tuesday at noon.
The h...
Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way.
"The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There's no hot stuff up there - not even...
A team of scientists at France's Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes.
Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...
Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon.
Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...
Parisians woke this morning to German tanks on the boulevards outside their apartment buildings. In an effort to save the Euro currency, Chancellor Angela Merkel had given the wehrmacht orders to occupy France as it did in the Second World War.
I...
French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros.
In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...
Publisher Michael Joseph is trying to correct a misunderstanding over the advance they are paying socialite Pippa Middleton for a book on how to party.
A typing error announced the advance as £400,000. It is in fact £40.
And the advance will no...
A dozen airlines, which include those of Britain, the USA, Canada, France and Germany are to start adding a 20% 'fat charge' to the flight tickets of all female passengers holding British passports.
This is as a result of a report by the European...
Viagra, the 'little blue pill', will be white during the coming Christmas festive season.
It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price.
And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent.
"It's our Christmas...
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff's private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi's request.
"Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...
Disgraced Frenchman DSK has started a new job in Paris. He is now a sex advisor.
DSK, as he is known by his countrymen (the women call him something else), was seen last night sitting in a glass booth on Place Pigalle in Paris's red-light district...
Christine Lagarde, the IMF's new head, has vowed to always keep the door of a hotel room in which she's staying, wide open.
Speaking to this reporter she said: "My hotel bedroom will be for sleeping only. Sleeping alone that is. I will always keep...
Disgraced Dominique Strauss-Kahn, currently a guest of the United States government, has signed a $1 million book deal with a major American publishing company.
The former IMF head and French presidential hopeful is to write a guide book on hotel...
Disgraced IMF head and French presidential hopeful, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has told the Bronx cops exactly what happened in Suite 2806.
His testimony reads
"It wasn't me who'd gone and done that to that poor dear cleaning lady. It was Bin Lade...
The most guarded secret in the world is that Osama Bin Laden did not die under the bullets of a Seal commando, but died while having sex.
"He had a stroke while having sex simultaneously with six of his current batch of wives and concubines," an a...
Steven Spielberg has offered President Obama the role of Osama Bin Laden in a movie to be shot later this year.
President Obama has accepted Spielberg's offer, and, as we have learned, the White House has already started to reschedule the presiden...