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Kate's baby: Due to Immaculate Conception

Funny story: Kate's baby: Due to Immaculate Conception

The baby Kate and William are expecting was not conceived as babies usually are. No, Kate had a visit from an angel one night and the result is a baby. "She was all in white - a white robe - and above her head was a very luminous halo. I theref...

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William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

Funny story: William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

Prince William is barking mad because he says that the breasts of his wife, the former Kate Middleton, now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, are much larger than on the photos in the French magazine. Our Buckingham Palace source, who wishes to re...

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Queen to make real chopper jump

Funny story: Queen to make real chopper jump

In a statement Buckingham Palace has confirmed that after Queen Elizabeth's fake helicopter jump for the Olympic opening ceremony, her Majesty is to make a real jump from a helicopter. Her Majesty will make the jump this Tuesday at noon. The h...

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Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Funny story: Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way. "The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There's no hot stuff up there - not even...

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French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

Funny story: French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

A team of scientists at France's Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes. Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...

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Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Funny story: Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...

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The Euro's Collapse: Germany Invades France

Funny story: The Euro's Collapse: Germany Invades France

Parisians woke this morning to German tanks on the boulevards outside their apartment buildings. In an effort to save the Euro currency, Chancellor Angela Merkel had given the wehrmacht orders to occupy France as it did in the Second World War. I...

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Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

Funny story: Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros. In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...

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Publisher says sorry: Pippa's advance £40 only

Funny story: Publisher says sorry: Pippa's advance £40 only

Publisher Michael Joseph is trying to correct a misunderstanding over the advance they are paying socialite Pippa Middleton for a book on how to party. A typing error announced the advance as £400,000. It is in fact £40. And the advance will no...

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Airlines to charge British female passengers 20% extra

Funny story: Airlines to charge British female passengers 20% extra

A dozen airlines, which include those of Britain, the USA, Canada, France and Germany are to start adding a 20% 'fat charge' to the flight tickets of all female passengers holding British passports. This is as a result of a report by the European...

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Viagra to go white for Christmas

Funny story: Viagra to go white for Christmas

Viagra, the 'little blue pill', will be white during the coming Christmas festive season. It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price. And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent. "It's our Christmas...

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Berlusconi asks Pope for Asylum

Funny story: Berlusconi asks Pope for Asylum

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff's private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi's request. "Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...

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DSK: New Job - Sex Advisor in Paris

Funny story: DSK: New Job - Sex Advisor in Paris

Disgraced Frenchman DSK has started a new job in Paris. He is now a sex advisor. DSK, as he is known by his countrymen (the women call him something else), was seen last night sitting in a glass booth on Place Pigalle in Paris's red-light district...

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Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Funny story: Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde, the IMF's new head, has vowed to always keep the door of a hotel room in which she's staying, wide open. Speaking to this reporter she said: "My hotel bedroom will be for sleeping only. Sleeping alone that is. I will always keep...

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DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

Funny story: DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

Disgraced Dominique Strauss-Kahn, currently a guest of the United States government, has signed a $1 million book deal with a major American publishing company. The former IMF head and French presidential hopeful is to write a guide book on hotel...

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DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

Funny story: DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

Disgraced IMF head and French presidential hopeful, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has told the Bronx cops exactly what happened in Suite 2806. His testimony reads "It wasn't me who'd gone and done that to that poor dear cleaning lady. It was Bin Lade...

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Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

Funny story: Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

The most guarded secret in the world is that Osama Bin Laden did not die under the bullets of a Seal commando, but died while having sex. "He had a stroke while having sex simultaneously with six of his current batch of wives and concubines," an a...

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Obama to play Osama in movie

Funny story: Obama to play Osama in movie

Steven Spielberg has offered President Obama the role of Osama Bin Laden in a movie to be shot later this year. President Obama has accepted Spielberg's offer, and, as we have learned, the White House has already started to reschedule the presiden...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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