It was announced yesterday that Michael Jackson's funeral was to be held on the moon. It would coincide with the full moon to give the maximum number of people across the globe a chance to view the ceremony.
Special telescopes were being auctioned...
After the announcement that King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is to be buried in a gold coffin, an American manufacturer has admitted that they can no longer keep up with the supply.
Sir Ian Ternment of Luxury Coffins PLC said that his staff were work...
Parents were up in arms today when a child was sent home from the Manchester Academy for having underarm hair.
The hair was discovered during a routine swimming lesson, when the boy was spotted by a teacher during the backstroke.
"This is unacc...
Imports of lean bacon from Scandinavia were suspended today as reports confirmed that the bacon was suffering from the Danish variant of swine flu.
Three customers contacted the lead importer, when their bacon developed a high temperature and blis...
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