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Funny story: Jackson to do the Moonwalk!

Jackson to do the Moonwalk!

It was announced yesterday that Michael Jackson's funeral was to be held on the moon. It would coincide with the full moon to give the maximum number of people across the globe a chance to view the ceremony. Special telescopes were being auctioned...
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Funny story: Sales of Gold Coffins Soar

Sales of Gold Coffins Soar

After the announcement that King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is to be buried in a gold coffin, an American manufacturer has admitted that they can no longer keep up with the supply. Sir Ian Ternment of Luxury Coffins PLC said that his staff were work...
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Funny story: Manchester Academy Bans Underarm Hair

Manchester Academy Bans Underarm Hair

Parents were up in arms today when a child was sent home from the Manchester Academy for having underarm hair. The hair was discovered during a routine swimming lesson, when the boy was spotted by a teacher during the backstroke. "This is unacc...
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Funny story: Bacon Tested for Deadly Flu

Bacon Tested for Deadly Flu

Imports of lean bacon from Scandinavia were suspended today as reports confirmed that the bacon was suffering from the Danish variant of swine flu. Three customers contacted the lead importer, when their bacon developed a high temperature and blis...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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