In a stunning press conference today Simon Cowell announced that he is quitting American Idol this year.
In the press conference Mr. Cowell was asked, "what made you quit the show?" His answer was simple, "I finally watched my compilation the oth...
George Bush was spotted today at a Dallas Job Fair at the American Airlines center in Dallas Texas.
When asked what he was doing there he commented, "I wanted to make sure that all sides had a fair and balanced oppormatunitation, I mean after all...
After today's earlier press conference confirming that Michael Jackson did in fact have Bionic implants covering over 70 percent of his body, Bill gates in a not so stunning move has asked for the parts back.
He claimed that Michael in his bad fi...
From the TP (Toad Press) - Tegucigalpa, Honduras. President Manuel Zelaya was ousted in a pre-dawn military coup d'etat and flown to nearby Costa Rica. Military spokesman Ortega Chavez said he was acting under orders of the country's supreme court.
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