The latest Conservative plans for cut backs on government expenses have received mixed reactions. George Osborne today told the full meeting hall in Manchester about his scheme to rule from Eton, so that Westminster can be done up and rented out to J...
A small explosion occurred today in the media room at the Brighton conference centre. Three computers, one from a BBC reporter and two from national newspaper journalists, caught flames spontaneously several minutes apart. A technician on the scene d...
Horses, guinea pigs, goats and lama's that want to apply for a place in a children's farm will have to be vetted by the Independent Safeguarding and E.coli Authority (ISEA).
"Small children pet the animals so parents should know their children ar...
An unnamed man died mondaynight after spending 11 hours in the sun in Green Park, central London. According to friends he was working on his tan. The man, said to be in his late sixties, drank very little water because he disliked public toilets. He...
London, UK. The tennis tournament of Wimbledon was called of yesterday after three thousand tennis fans assaulted each other outside the South London stadium. Sixtyfour people were taken to hospital after a massive row in the Wimbledon Queue yesterd...
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