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Funny story: April 1: President Bush admits he 'punked' press, public with WMD prank

April 1: President Bush admits he 'punked' press, public with WMD prank

President Bush today responded to a new report investigating the bogus pre-war intelligence scam that led to war in Iraq by admitting that the whole thing was nothing more than a big prank.
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Funny story: Kerry makes points, Bush makes faces

Kerry makes points, Bush makes faces

Is the water cooler half empty or half full?...
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Funny story: Speed Racer nailed for speeding

Speed Racer nailed for speeding

Speed Racer was arrested on Route 66 near Amarillo, Texas, for travelling 270 mph in a 25 mph zone. The animated racer hero was cited for speeding, aggravated speeding and speeding with the intent to speed. He was also charged with possession of spee...
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Funny story: New evidence shows Saddam, Osama link is a love connection

New evidence shows Saddam, Osama link is a love connection

The 9/11 commission has found no evidence of a significant link between Iraq and al Qaeda. But spanning the globe in our round-the-clock mission to bring you only the fakest fake news, the
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Funny story: Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

The U.S. has received credible "chatter" that al-Qaeda may or may not try to attack the U.S. within the next 12 to 1,200 days, perhaps using a plane, a train, acid rain … or worse, a giant man-eating
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Funny story: Bin Laden releases CD on Afghanistan Gangsta label

Bin Laden releases CD on Afghanistan Gangsta label

In an audiotape offering a terror truce to European countries that pull their troops from Muslim nations, Osama bin Laden also suggested he might be willing to ease up a little if he could just get a thick juicy steak and a hot shower.
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Funny story: Bush eyes Democracy R Us in Iraq

Bush eyes Democracy R Us in Iraq

As the clock tick, tick, ticks toward the June 30 transfer of power to a pseudo-sovereign Iraq, President Bush laid out a five-point plan to boost his bum approval rating.
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Funny story: Crash-test dummies endorse Nader

Crash-test dummies endorse Nader

Ralph Nader's controversial quest for the presidency received a major boost today as the nation's crash-test dummies pledged their silent support.
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Funny story: Bush unveils 'No Slacker Left Behind' education plan

Bush unveils 'No Slacker Left Behind' education plan

Alarmed by a recent Humor Gazette poll in which 75 percent of U.S. teenagers identified Bush as a snotty British rock 'n' roll band and Jesus as a shortstop for the Angels,
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Funny story: Rummy's damage control gift pack

Rummy's damage control gift pack

With some critics calling for him to be stripped naked and led out of the Pentagon on a dog leash, Donald Rumsfeld stepped up the campaign to save his skin by announcing a lav...
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Funny story: Bush says his low approval rating is the work of terrorists

Bush says his low approval rating is the work of terrorists

President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to &quo...
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Funny story: Qadhafi takes aim at misspellers

Qadhafi takes aim at misspellers

Libyan crazy man Moammar Qadhafi has informed the United Nations that he is "sick and tired of having my name spelled 10 different ways."...
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Funny story: Capitalist piggy banks

Capitalist piggy banks

NEW YORK -- Technology stocks continued their decline today as Wall Street reeled from an unprecedented surge of investment in companies that manufacture and distribute piggy banks.
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Funny story: Global warming caused by increased activity in Hell

Global warming caused by increased activity in Hell

Scientists at the University of Helsinki claim they have solved the mystery of global warming.
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Funny story: Bush evaded Boy Scout duty

Bush evaded Boy Scout duty

WASHINGTON -- President Bush's ghost-like military career hasn't stopped his team from stink-bombing John Kerry about the medals he won in Vietnam.
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Funny story: New poll finds Jacko is Wacko

New poll finds Jacko is Wacko

Michael Jackson spent much of the week tweaking his legal team, his entourage and of course his appearance. The embattled pop star said his new "Extreme Patriotic Makeover" is intended to show solidarity with "my fans fighting in the b...
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Funny story: Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote

Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote

Osama bin Laden narrowly eluded capture by an elite Special Forces unit led by Wile E. Coyote, according to an exclusive TV Guide story by investigative reporter Clark Kent.
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Funny story: Bush: Terrorists are behind Newsweek approval rating poll

Bush: Terrorists are behind Newsweek approval rating poll

President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to "weaken our resolve."...
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