HOLLYWOOD, CA - Shill, Penney, & Rubin Talent had explored every possible avenue to help put their latest child actress into the celebrity spotlight; but veteran actress Angelia Jolie finally presented them with something they hadn't even con...
The UK's Eurovision Committee, chaired by Sebastian Coe, have employed the services of Sir Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and a black magician by the name of Alistair Darling for next year's Eurovision contest entry for the UK.
"Darling will employ t...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - It was nearly termed another developing scandal for the Obama Administration, but, before the night was over, audiences saw the 44th President of the United States aptly named 'Best Narcissist' for the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.
A spokesperson for the R.A. announced its decision yesterday, saying: "Texas is too big, too different, and just too damn difficult to remain in the union... and they never wanted to be a part of the United States, anyway."
One of the provisions...
Who got to Gronk?
When the chips at Las Vegas casinos were ready to throw themselves at Gronk, he has bailed out of that trip to Hedonism.
Wiser heads may have told the overgrown man-child it was time to learn that the Promised Land was not out...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, in an impromptu press conference in August of 2012, vowed that the United States would intervene to end Syria's then eighteen-month massacre should President Bashar Al-Assad use chemical weapons, saying, "We...
A spokesman for the Scottish National Party has suggested that if Scotland becomes independent from the rest of the UK next year, and if the rest of the UK wants to leave the EU, then it would make sense for Scotland to take over the UK's seat in the...
London - The Queen's practically had a heart attack at the news that a Kate Middleton garden gnome 'looking like it had swallowed a mouthful' was found in a state of flagrente delicto at a Chelsea Flower Show preview party.
Modeled on pregnant roy...
Portuguese police says they have new leads to pursue in the case of missing toddler Peppa Pig. Peppa, who disappeared in mysterious circumstances in 2007, has not been since since she and her parents were holidaying in Praia da Luz.
Various theo...
Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman know how to plan a weekend. They threw open the door and seats on a private jet to Las Vegas to any fan with the wherewithal to pay for the privilege.
Four fans will be allowed to party as a prep to Gronk's impend...
Looks like we know who's NOT going to be a Belieber.
Taeyeon, the leader of the Korean Pop group Girls' Generation, has recently stated that she has no interest in Justin Bieber. The 24 year old singer has spoken out, stating that "Justin Bieber h...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un AKA Butterball Boy, arrogant as ever has announced that he launched three missiles from a launching pad in Pyongyang.
Chung Duck Ho, the spokesman for North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National...
REDONDO BEACH - Kat Von D who was at one time supposed to have married fellow tattoo enthusiast Jesse James has revealed what many knew was coming sooner or later.
Miss Von D told Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle that she has flat ru...
NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez will be competing with four other players for the starting quarterback position.
It was five until Tim Tebow was released due to the fact that the Jets organization could no longer handle the e...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Aeronautics Space Administration is reportedly in the process of suing the Netherland Antilles.
According to NASA spokesperson General Langston P. Kokomo, the space administration has learned that the government of...
LOS ANGELES - A source who works at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Lindsay Lohan (patient #73013) wants to leave the rehab center so bad she can taste it.
The source stated to BPT's Carolina Ch...
SANTA FE - In a move that has really angered many parents and pleased others, the senate of the state of New Mexico has just banned piñatas by a vote of 23-19.
For anyone who may not know exactly what piñatas are, they are containers made out of c...
HOUSTON - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled down to Houston to check on The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill, which they bought from the Dixie Chicks back in February of 2012.
Somerhalder said that business is booming at the establishment that t...