Attractive blonde photogenic 17 year-old Grace Ford - who fell 90ft from an apartment block in Majorca, has become the latest person to be injured while Defenestrating - the latest craze sweeping holiday resorts around the world.
Defenestrating,...
Former Saturday night TV variety musician and all-round entertainer Russ Abbot has joined the Labour leadership contest.
The surprise announcement from Abbot comes at a critical juncture for Labour after the shock defeat in the 2010 General Electi...
The hilarious new Mick & Dave show has opened to rave reviews in the West End of London and they plan to take it on a nationwide tour this summer.
The pair teamed up at the last minute after the two major shows they'd been tirelessly working o...
The snooker world was shocked yesterday when Dutch referee Jan Verhaas, who had been in charge of the semi-final between Graeme Dott and Mark Selby suddenly screamed, "Why's that waiter holding a stick? Where am I? Who are all these people? Why's tha...
The Labour party has won the 2010 General Election by a landslide. Gordon Brown, who was expected to suffer a massive and humiliating defeat, has done the impossible and turned the most likely of losses into the most unlikely of victories.
Ecstati...
Mick Clegg is furious that his identity was revealed to over 9 million people in last Thursday's TV debate on ITV.
Clegg, who has for years kept his whereabouts secret and has spent millions trying to remain anonymous, thought that he was taking p...
A survey suggests that there are too many Scottish people and that there should be a cull. The Scottish have become a problem since being introduced in an attempt to rid us of the Welsh and the Irish, the main infestation occuring in an area known as...
Entertainment insiders have admitted that Michael Jackson was a hoax and have confessed that none of his life happened and that it was all a careful illusion using state-of-the-art plastics and magic tricks.
The project was developed by the CIA in...
A man who was allergic to London has died after coming into contact with the city.
Frank Needler discovered this rare condition - Londinitis, known commonly as Capital Fever, at the age of 11 when he went on a school visit to the UK's most popular...
On the eve of the German Grand Prix at Nuremberg in Germany, Max Mosley and Bernie Ecclestone have decided to retire from show business.
Their famous double act 'Bernie Und Max', affectionally known as BUM by their followers, became synonymous wit...
A recent scientific study carried out whilst driving to work, statistically proved that while driving, candidate A made the correct decision 100% of the time, whilst candidate B was more likely to be incorrect 100% of the time regardless of the opini...
Max Clifford who rose to fame as Frank Sinatra's door opener in the 1960's was, "shocked, stunned and sickened" by The News Of The World's underhand methods of data gathering by using phone-taps.
"I would personally have used genital electrode or...
Further damning evidence that Formula 1 is rife with perverts, fascists and small old men with stupid hair, stupid glasses and lots of stupid money, has been exclusively revealed in this Sunday's News Of The World.
Undercover reporters unconvinci...
A mother who lied on an application form to get her son into a better school has had the fraud case against her dropped by Harrow Council. Mrinal Patel claimed that her son was white in order to get him into the prestigious Harrow School. Other disc...
A satirist has been sacked for not writing anything funny about the prophet Muhammad. His editors relieved him of his duties after he handed in copy that praised Allah, without any derogatory remarks or funny sideswipes regarding over-the-top fundame...
More details are emerging about the theft of the British economy by Romanian pickpockets last September.
As exclusively reported by this website yesterday, Alistair Darling believed that the economy was stolen from him by a gang of Romanians in Ox...
Both parties in the bee strike have come to a settlement that signals an end to the bitter dispute that has been ongoing since the winter. Prices of honey, raw nectar and pollen have increased dramatically since the bees downed tools after an influx...
In a move welcomed by many, the government will vote today on the renaming of Great Britain. Possible suggestions on the list were Little America, America II and surprisingly New Birmingham, but yet again the capital centric government has seen sense...