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Consumer Alert: Hyperbaric chamber Recall

Hyperbarics R Us, the manufacturers of the oxygenated chambers designed to prolong human life, have issued a product recall. All consumers who purchased a hyperbaric chamber product between 1990 and 1999, are asked to contact the manufacturer so...

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Tomb is empty

Three days after he died, sources near the Jackson family report that they went to visit his crypt and found it open and empty. According to one anonymous woman who was close to The King of Pop's entourage, she went to visit the tomb before dawn...

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Dalai Lama sells Starbucks, goes long on Baidu

In a move that took many Wall Street watchers by complete surprise, the Dalai Lama quietly announced last week that he's short-selling his Dell Computer and Starbucks stocks. He's going long on Monsanto Foods and Baidu, the Chinese internet search en...

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Barney sues Google

"We knew it was coming," says Google CEO Eric Schmit, "The only question was 'when.' "And now we know that, too." Schmit was reacting to news that a Bernard "Barnie" Google, 71, is suing the software giant for theft, copyright infringement, and l...

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Obama and Ford in secret alliance

Unnamed sources have revealed that in lieu of bail-out money, the Ford Motor Company threw untold millions of dollars behind presidential candidate Barack Obama's run for office, in exchange for some very subtle but strategic product placement.

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GM to launch line of Fords

Some call it the last act of a desperate CEO; other industry analysts label the move "brilliant." Sources inside General Motors have revealed that days before he stepped down, GM's former CEO Rick Wagoner introduced a plan to start building Chevro...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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