NANTUCKET, MA - It gives a whole new meaning to "breaking the silence."
A revelational study to be released later today suggests that more often than not, when someone claims to be speechless, they are "not actually."
The concept was discover...
SHANGHAI - Amidst increasing international pressure, the infallible Chinese government has vowed to remove the blood, sweat, and tears - particularly the sweat - associated with its myriad of archaic sweatshops.
To achieve this, it has plans to r...
LOS ANGELES - Talk about giving the hairy eyeball! - In an unprecedented move last week, Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese filed criminal charges against popular household cleaning mascot Mr. Clean. Scorsese, 66, claimed that Clean, pres...
WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade.
According to a survey of over a dozen dark...
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