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Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott

Funny story: Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott

Mad donna has today launched an audacious bid to adopt baby faced Arsenal star Theo Walcott. Mad donna spotted his distraught picture in the newspaper the other day and told her assistants she wanted him. When the assistants tried to point out to...

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Jade Goody's Mum-World Exclusive

Funny story: Jade Goody's Mum-World Exclusive

Jade Goody's Mum has turned her back on Britain and lady loving. The former muff muncher Jackiey Budden has found love in the arms of a former soldier now stationed in Spain. Jackiey who had been forgotten about until she phoned us up, says it fe...

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Piers Morgan to join Government

Funny story: Piers Morgan to join Government

Piers Morgan has admitted that his best friend Gordon Brown has offered him a job in the Government. Rumours about the appointment started after the gregarious ex Daily Mirror editor talked about it incessantly on numerous TV programmes. Gordon's...

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Tube Strike-Latest

Funny story: Tube Strike-Latest

Today is the first day of a planned 48 hour strike by London's beleaguered tube drivers. This will put London into chaos and affect millions of honest hard working commuters trying to get in to work and try to keep the economy ticking along. RMT u...

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The Apprentice Final

Sir Alan Sugar has been talking about how hard it was for him to decide who would take away this years coveted title of the apprentice. This years final was hotly contested between Yasmina Siadatan and Louis Walsh's blond niece Kate Walsh. For...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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