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Cheryl Cole Quits Showbiz

After being shockingly axed from US X=ZZZ Factor because American's claimed they couldn't understand which country she was from, and missing her chance to make over a Billion Pounds by returning to the UK Show, Cheryl Cole has decided to quit the e...

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Katie Price and the Devil

Funny story: Katie Price and the Devil

Katie Price has revealed to her shocked family that she sold her soul to the Devil when she 5 years old. Katie, who has recently had a disastrous turn at becoming a pop star with her single, 'Pee In A Loo', told her family last night she sold her...

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Ashley Cole To Appear On The Jeremy Kyle Show

Chelsea and England Footballer, Ashley Cole, is set to reveal all by appearing as a guest on The Jeremy Kyle Show,ITV has confirmed. Source's have claimed that the reason behind Ashley's shocking choice to appear on the show,is to prove to his wif...

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Batman Retires

He has fought Gotham City's Criminal's and Mad Men,for the last 70 years. But today The Dark Knight has officially announced he is retiring from crime fighting. Batman made the announcement on his official website,live from the Batcave. "I'm ge...

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Michael Jackson has had to put up with many allegations over the years. But now, The Daily Crap can exclusively reveal that Michael Jackson was in fact a terrorist. The shocking revelations were revealed to our news team by a member of staff worki...

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Katie Price is dating Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Katie Price is dating Lindsay Lohan

Katie Price and Peter Andre. Once Britain's favourite celebrity couple, rivaled only by Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Now days,they detest the ground they walk on. Today. 'Crapfest Magazine' can exclusively that Katie Price has found new love with...

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Simon Cowell making a Movie...of Himself

Funny story: Simon Cowell making a Movie...of Himself

Simon Cowell. Producer, Presenter, Friend to all, and now a Film Maker. In a recent interview in 'Cookmaster Magazine', Simon revealed he was in the early stages of filming a movie about noneother than himself. "I was looking in the mirror and...

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Gazza visited by Three Spirits and an Angel

Funny story: Gazza visited by Three Spirits and an Angel

No. He wasn't drunk or crackers when he made this strange announcement,at least not at the start. Today. Paul Gascoigne appeared on the morning programme 'Pass My Breakfast Over' and shockingly revealed he was visited by Three Spirits and an Angel...

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Girls Aloud consider posing nude

Funny story: Girls Aloud consider posing nude

Its the news men all around the World have been praying for.Well sort of,they haven't accepted it yet. In a bid to crack America, Girls Aloud have said they might pose naked for a high ranking men's magazine, after being made a lucrative offer. Gi...

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Mr Blobby tells All

To most of us normal folk,"Blobby, blobby, blobb, blobby" means a language we can not understand.To Katie Price however, it means someone hates you. In an interview in 'Weird Magazine' about his new fitness DVD,Mr Blobby was asked an irrelevant qu...

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Big Brother House Destroyed

Funny story: Big Brother House Destroyed

Bet Big Brother never say this coming, as the brand new BB house went up in an exciting explosion last night. Crew were finising final touches in the kitchen,when young worker, Frank Spencer,23, accidentally caught a gas-pipe as he was hammering a na...

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Gordon Brown Resigns

Funny story: Gordon Brown Resigns

It was going to happen sooner or later. After a day or so of speculating about his career failing further, Gordon Brown has stepped down as Prime Minister. The announcement came in the house made of Ginger-Bread, shortly after photo's of him were...

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Timmy and David reach NO.1

Funny story: Timmy and David reach NO.1

Timmy Mallet and David Van Day were jumping with joy last night as their new single "Biff Baff Boff" reached number 1 in the charts.The song knocked Dizee Rascals "Nutter" straight down to number 50. The pair had been working on the song together...

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Ashley Cole Injured

Funny story: Ashley Cole Injured

Ashley Cole has been badly injured in a brutal attack.The footballer was running with the ball in a match against Chelsea and Newcastle.When suddenly out of nowhere,Newcastle manager,Alan Shearer ran out onto the field and attacked him.Shearer was ai...

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Gazza Weds Girl

Funny story: Gazza Weds Girl

After just 3 weeks of dating, Paul Gascoigne and his glamour model girlfriend have married in a private ceremony. The wedding took place in a low key ceremony on a beach in South Shields, the town where his bride comes from. The wedding was overse...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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