MANHATTAN, NY- They are brave, brave as heck, to do this tour. It's the "Sex Around the World" tour coming live to the Radio City Music Hall on Friday, November 13th at 8 PM, previewing at the Shubert Theatre on 44th Street on Thursday the 12th, and...
MIAMI, FLORIDA - Michael Jackson reportedly purchased Burger King for 1.7 billion dollars this Friday. Making his recovery from plastic surgery, he has a new love for burgers and would "like to be the owner of a place with so many of so many burgers...
Boston, Massachussetts: Boston Red Sox slugger David "Big Papi" Ortiz was declared missing yesterday at exactly 3:15 P.M. He was last seen after the Red Sox postponed game versus the Oakland Athletics in Boston.
Local police think he was captu...
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