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Mubarak - "I'll step down when my bloodied children fork over another $80 billion!"

Hosni Mubarak just outdid Barack Obama for the numbers of flip-flops performed within a 24-hour period, while dragging his own Arabic language through the mud almost as badly as recent U.S. Presidents have done with English. At least Mubarak didn'...

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Mubarak eaten by Mossad shark!

After repeated attempts by the Israeli spy agency to assassinate Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak using highly trained creatures ranging from infected lice to specially-trained birds of prey laden with tiny explosive packets, they have finally succee...

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Obama Plans To Drag America To Hell...or at least to the 19th century

President Obama will spend $53 billion on an around-the-world high-speed rail system whose sole passenger will be Vice President Joe Biden. The plan is to place Biden on the non-stop rail service until the day he expires. The President, in ma...

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Julian Assange To Be Fed To Baboons At Washington D.C. Zoo

America will soon have its revenge upon Wikileaks' Julian Assange as he is executed in bizarre fashion at the national zoo near the capital. Plans call for a drugged Assange to repeat assigned phrases before being fed to baboons in lieu of being n...

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Mubarak dismantles pyramids, counts his billions before departing Egypt

The Egyptian President, whose family wealth is estimated between 25 - 70 billion dollars, is reportedly executing an historic plunder of the country prior to departing for an undisclosed location. His increasingly bizarre behaviour is atributed by...

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