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Funny story: Televised Leaders Debate in Spotlight

Televised Leaders Debate in Spotlight

The latest in the series of televised leaders debates has reignited the controversy surrounding the televising of leaders debates. This latest debate only served to remind all those members of both the press and the public that the medium of tele...
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Funny story: Cameron to become Clegg

Cameron to become Clegg

A recent trip - flying low under billowing volcanic clouds - undertaken by "call-me-Dave" to the ex-British colony of Hong Kong has been blown wide open by a startling revelation from the office of Mah-Jong clone tailoring that they are hurriedly pr...
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Funny story: Harry and Victor Patch Update

Harry and Victor Patch Update

In a further bizarre and unwanted twist the bodies of three Great War veterans are to be exhumed to prove "beyond reasonable doubt" that a 111 year old can indeed just die. A government spokesperson - who did not wish to be identified for fear o...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley to be made dame

Joanna Lumley to be made dame

A government spokesman - his face set in a permanent smile - announced to a crowded press conference today that Joanna Lumley is to be created a dame. He went on to explain "Look - if you are going to be humiliated into a total reversal of a poli...
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Funny story: Superhuman Powers for Clockwork Power Genius

Superhuman Powers for Clockwork Power Genius

Trevor Bayliss - the so called "inventor" of the clockwork radio (a radio with a clockwork motor - genius?) has again come up trumps. His latest obsessional piece of clockwork trickery involved experimenting on himself - "A bit like Marie Curie" he...
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Funny story: Branson becomes Fosset

Branson becomes Fosset

Shares in Richard Branson fell dramatically today when it was disclosed that he is in fact the late Steve Fossett. Mr Branson, who has undertaken many daring feats for the sake of publicity has now admitted the ultimate publicity coup - that he in f...
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Funny story: Apprentice shock - shameless update

Apprentice shock - shameless update

In a major upset today the results of this years yet to be run apprentice final were found inside a discarded kebab wrapper by a passing investigative reporter. The reporter - a well-known figure in the world of investigative journalism happened t...
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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton - Major Shock

Lewis Hamilton - Major Shock

Following his poor performance, producing another dismal result in last weekends Turkish Grand Prix, Lewis Hamilton has announced he may take legal action against the McLaren Formula One team for loss of charisma. Speaking through a Darth Vader vo...
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Funny story: New challenge for Vanessa Feltz

New challenge for Vanessa Feltz

A gauntlet type challenge has been thrown down - and we are awaiting developments to see whether it will be accepted and indeed achieved. The challenge? Simply for the very large Ms Feltz to squeeze into the very thin Paris Hilton. Could this be...
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Funny story: Amanda Holden in Scare

Amanda Holden in Scare

In the last few hours I have learned from my sources in New York that Amanda Holden, recently seen shopping in the big Apple for nothing in particular "coz I got everyfink," has been involved in "a scare". The scare arrived totally out of the blue...
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Funny story: Is Kerry Katona Real?

Is Kerry Katona Real?

Shock doubts are now being raised in many parts of the old British Empire about the possibility of Kerry Katona being a hoax. Areas of the world map that used to be coloured pink and where the sun never set, have been in secret multilateral talks fo...
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Funny story: Democracy under threat

Democracy under threat

The results of the local elections were reported to be decided in advance by Simon Cowell it was announced by a shocked Alistair Darling - with his arm round Gordon Brown who was unable to speak himself because he was so shocked. The discovery o...
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Funny story: Esther's Teeth - Shock refusal to stand

Esther's Teeth - Shock refusal to stand

The faded television personality Esther Rantzen has unexpectedly withdrawn from her (doomed) quest to become an M.P. following a shock refusal from her teeth to be party to this charade. Calling a shock news conference to deliver the shock news her...
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