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Lady Gaga to run for President

Funny story: Lady Gaga to run for President

In a move that has shocked the globe, controversial pop star Lady Gaga has announced her intention to run for the Presidency of the USA in the 2012 elections. The singer (real name Stefani Germanotta) announced the shock decision yesterday, and it...

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Fire - the cure for all ills?

Funny story: Fire - the cure for all ills?

Controversial new research from the Further Institute of Russian Engineering has suggested that a universal cure for all of humanity's ills is possible; but it's not a drug- it's fire. "Fire cures all!" says Dr Ignitus, the world's first pyropath,...

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Queen Gatecrashes D-Day Service In Spectacular Style - Using A Parachute

Funny story: Queen Gatecrashes D-Day Service In Spectacular Style - Using A Parachute

Earlier today, the Queen decided that her lack of invitation for the D-Day memorials was a step too far, and decided to prove to French President Nicholas Sarkozy that England should never be forgotten- by parachuting into the memorial service. Th...

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Brown Challenges Cameron To Arm Wrestle

Funny story: Brown Challenges Cameron To Arm Wrestle

As the Conservatives appear set for a landslide victory in the council elections, Gordon Brown has come up with a new idea to prove Labour's superiority- an arm wrestle. Mr Brown made the announcement earlier today in Westminster, shortly after he...

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UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

Funny story: UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

The vast majority of the population of England is barricaded in the south today, as a seemingly unstoppable wave of poultry sweeps through the country. Similar reports are coming in from the rest of the UK- Scotland has evacuated to the Orkneys, Irel...

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Overwhelmingly Large Hadron Collider Fired Up In Russia

Funny story: Overwhelmingly Large Hadron Collider Fired Up In Russia

Last night, Russia released the news that its own particle collider is up and running- and it's even bigger than CERN's. Work on this collider has been going on for years now, but the Russians quite sensibly told people that it wasn't actually goi...

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Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

Funny story: Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

The whole world shook yesterday, as scientists proved that gravity was a myth- and managed to lose a country with it. The astonishing discovery was made by European scientists working in France last week, but no announcement was made until yesterd...

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Three MP's Actually Aliens: Party Leaders Left In Disarray

Funny story: Three MP's Actually Aliens: Party Leaders Left In Disarray

It's unlikely Parliament will ever be the same again after yesterday's revelation that three MPs are actually aliens in skin suits. Alien hunter officals were alerted to this alarming discovery by an article in The Daily Telegraph detailing MPs ex...

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Worldwide shock as Belgium conquers Russia

Funny story: Worldwide shock as Belgium conquers Russia

World leaders across the world today were left in a state of shock as the country of Russia falls under the rule of Belgium. The news came at eleven o' clock last night, as the Belgian general Aloys Carlon broadcast the victory on worldwide televi...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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