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Funny story: Eton Closes After Swine Epidemic

Eton Closes After Swine Epidemic

The exclusive Berkshire school had recently had trouble after many of its pupils prematurely turned into swines, but after the recent huge outbreak that left 3 million of its pupils in Pig-like states it has finally been shut for good. Rich parent...
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