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Funny story: Sonia 'likeness' discovered in deepest Wales

Sonia 'likeness' discovered in deepest Wales

A misguided family are thanking their lucky stars twice over this morning after a competition brought nationwide attention to what hacks are calling a Natalie Cassidy 'lookalike' Wynnedo Lleyker, 36, won the 'Do you have a yeast affection?' contes...
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Funny story: John Barrowman dyes, aged 43

John Barrowman dyes, aged 43

John Barrowman, the Beeb's light entertainment luminary, has dyed (his hair). The Glasgow born fart-throb enjoyed a healthy birthing back in the sixties but was shocked to learn of major pigment failure a "couple of years ago". The Radio Times pin...
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Funny story: Housing market hero 'bottoms out'

Housing market hero 'bottoms out'

Daytime TV presenter Richard 'Dickie' Docker has been found dead at his East Hackney flat, dans le position 'Hutchence'. The 32-year-old host of BBC1's Mortgage Me to the Hilt was pronounced 'tabloid gold' after his ex-partner, a former conman and...
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