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Werewolf Freed On Compassionate Grounds

Funny story: Werewolf Freed On Compassionate Grounds

Today Mr Colin Snell, a former librarian, was released from Prison where he had been serving life for the brutal murder of two American hitch-hikers on the Yorkshire moors in the 1980's. Mr Snell apparently became a werewolf after drinking contam...

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Christian Voice says 'Heaven Sucks.'

Funny story: Christian Voice says 'Heaven Sucks.'

Fundamentalist group Christian Voice today announced that they planned to boycott Heaven by drinking sherry on a Sunday and going to Hell instead. The groups leader, level headed lunatic Stephen Green told reporters that: 'Christian Voice was rece...

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Ronaldo's Goal To Quit Football

Funny story: Ronaldo's Goal To Quit Football

Christiano Ronaldo told reporters tonight that he was hoping he would score a goal in the Man United game against Barcelona despite his self-professed hatred of football. "That's the aim of the game" he told us whilst smearing baby oil into his t...

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Jade Goody Still Dead

Funny story: Jade Goody Still Dead

Jade Goody is still dead it has been revealed. Some fans were hoping for a resurrection in time for the summer bestsellers list but so far there have been no sightings. Her PR man Max Clifford said: "There is a big Goode shaped hole in all our he...

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Secret of Eternal Life Found in Archbishops Beard

Funny story: Secret of Eternal Life Found in Archbishops Beard

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams was trying to halt rumours today that the secret of eternal life had been discovered nesting in his enormous wad of face fuzz by his local GP during a regular check up. "This allegation is ludicrous" he warb...

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Michael Jackson Cancels Tour Due To 'Meanness'

Michael Jackson today announced that he would definitely cancel his forthcoming tour unless everyone in Britain agreed to stop calling him mad. The 44 year old musician told press this afternoon that: "It hurts. It really does. Yes, I'm a little...

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'Western Medicine is a sham' says Acupuncture therapist

Funny story: 'Western Medicine is a sham' says Acupuncture therapist

Today leading Acupuncture therapist 'Dr' Tanya Brainstorm denounced the government for allowing 'un-spiritually tested' treatments such as medicine and surgery to be available on the NHS. "This is a terrible situation and really is a sign of the t...

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Pot Noodle Helped Me Find God

Funny story: Pot Noodle Helped Me Find God

Anglical vicar Rv Ian Slamchild talked yerterday about how he lost his faith after eating a dodgy curry but found his faith returning two months later after eating a spicy curry pot noodle. "It's a miracle! Nothing less than a miracle!" He told r...

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Pubs To Be Barred

Funny story: Pubs To Be Barred

In an attempt to cut down on alcohol fuelled violence the government revealed its latest plan to move pubs into police stations so as to cut out the fuss of travelling to make arrests. Drinkers will be handcuffed upon entry and made to sit in loc...

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Susan Boyle: The King Of Cowell

Funny story: Susan Boyle: The King Of Cowell

Homely Scottish Spinster Singing sensation Susan Boyle is today looking forward to competing in the Britain's Got Talent finals tonight. The 48 year old told reporters that she is going to be performing a medley of Elvis songs in tribute to her h...

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BNP Securing British Right To Swindle Public

Funny story: BNP Securing British Right To Swindle Public

The British National Party last night stated that it was waging a war on 'the growing menace of fact based politics in Britian.' BNP Spokesman Quentin Parker sent out a press release stating that "in the BNP we have noticed the gradual erosion of...

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Christian Gets Cross

Funny story: Christian Gets Cross

43 year old hospital blood collector Helen 'lust bucket' Digby was today thinking of resigning from her job after being told by hospital bosses that she could not wear a crucifix round her neck due to 'fear of infection.' Mrs Digby told this repo...

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Gordon Brown To Call November Election

Funny story: Gordon Brown To Call November Election

Gordon Brown let it be known last night that he may well call a November Election after being called upon by Labour and Conservative party members to set out a firm date. Mr Brown has had a stressful week in Parliament and the Expenses scandal may...

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'Swine Flu As Dangerous As Cardboard' Says Top Scientist

Funny story: 'Swine Flu As Dangerous As Cardboard' Says Top Scientist

A top scientist last night told government medical advisors that swine flu is still prevalent in the UK and that ordinary citizens are all at risk before adding 'but it's about as dangerous as cardboard.' 'Daily Mail' journalist Stanley Blackbott...

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Expenses Scandal Now Available Online

Funny story: Expenses Scandal Now Available Online

A cabinet minister was looking for help online last night after becoming embroiled in the expenses scandal. Mr Clarence Hopkins, a labour MP, asked the followers of his Twitter account to come up with an excuse which might sway the general public in...

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Definite Royals Vs Possible Racist In Garden Party Brawl

Several people were shocked recently to discover that British National Party spokesman Mussolini Evans was invited to a Buckingham Palace garden party as the guest of someone important whose name escapes me. At the garden party he will literally...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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