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Funny story: Man Recognizes Turd from Family Reunion

Man Recognizes Turd from Family Reunion

A local man recognized a turd from his family reunion recently when his toilet overflowed unexpectedly. "He seemed familiar to me," said the man, "Like he made a big splash and didn't go quietly. I knew this turd well. He had holed up inside of...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Claims to Have Taken Best Picture Yet of Loch Ness Monster

Bigfoot Claims to Have Taken Best Picture Yet of Loch Ness Monster

While vacationing in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, Bigfoot, also known as Mr. Sasquatch, reported taking the best photo yet of the storied Loch Ness Monster. Bigfoot, a three-meter-tall-ape-like creature, was visiting Scotland from his home...
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Funny story: Mars Rover Curiosity Lands Safely on Mars before Sinking in Quicksand

Mars Rover Curiosity Lands Safely on Mars before Sinking in Quicksand

The NASA robot dubbed "Curiosity" landed safely on Mars Sunday night smack dab in the middle of a deep pit of quicksand and sunk before any useful data could be collected. Curiosity, the largest and most advanced spacecraft ever sent to another pl...
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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Leads Olympic Crowd in Sing-Along of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

Sir Paul McCartney Leads Olympic Crowd in Sing-Along of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, appeared at the Velodrome and the Olympic Stadium today and led capacity crowds in mass sing-alongs to obscure Beatles songs at both venues. McCartney was on hand at the cycling track, as the Great Britain women'...
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Funny story: Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Tippi Hedren, former starlet of the Alfred Hitchcock classic The Birds claims that Hitchcock was a creepy old man. "He was constantly ogling at me and making wear low cut tops and he arranged the cameras so he could see my cleavage," claims Hedre...
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Funny story: US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

The United States failed to make a payment of a piece of cloth and a beaver skin to The Seneca Nation and now must turn over Manhattan Island to the tribe. "At first we thought it was just a clerical error," said a spokesman from the Department of...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

A background check conducted by the Romney Campaign, which is considering selecting Condoleeza Rice as Romney's Vice President running mate, has revealed that Rice is related to E.T. the Extraterrestial from the popular 1982 Steven Speilberg science...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

During the same interview in which Dick Cheney said that Sarah Palin wouldn't make a good Vice President of the United States, Cheney went on to confess that he thought she had great tits, a nice ass, and would probably be a real firecracker in bed.
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Funny story: Michael Phelps Lost Mojo at Heathrow Airport

Michael Phelps Lost Mojo at Heathrow Airport

After a fourth place finish in the 400-meter IM in the 2012 Olympic Games, Michael Phelps had a simple excuse: "I lost my mojo at Heathrow Airport." The 27-year-old Phelps said his mojo was in a nondescript bag that he thinks he may have left in a...
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Funny story: Octomom Wants to "Settle Down and Raise a Family"

Octomom Wants to "Settle Down and Raise a Family"

After having fourteen children via in-vitro fertilization and raising the children without a husband, Octomon had decided she wants to meet someone nice and settle down and raise a family. Octomom said her ideal mate would be young, good looking,...
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Funny story: UFOs Invade Olympic Opening Ceremony

UFOs Invade Olympic Opening Ceremony

Five ring-shaped flying saucers ominously lingered over Olympic Stadium in London during opening ceremonies of the 2012 Olympic Games. "When I saw the flying saucers and a beam of light came out of the sky, I thought I was witnessing the apocalyps...
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Funny story: Peter Piper Picks a Peck of Purplish, Pink Pickled Paprika Peppers

Peter Piper Picks a Peck of Purplish, Pink Pickled Paprika Peppers

Peter Piper, infamous in nursery rhymes for picking a peck of pickled peppers, tweeted today that he picked a peck of purplish, pink pickled paprika peppers. Tongue twister and pepper picking market analysts peppered the tweet as a pure pile of p...
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Funny story: Skydiver Sets Record for Deepest Human Impact Crater

Skydiver Sets Record for Deepest Human Impact Crater

Daredevil Felix Baumgartner envisioned breaking several world records with his sky dive from 90,000 feet, including the first person to break the sound barrier outside of an aircraft; however after hitting a flock of seagulls, Baumgartner instead cla...
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Funny story: New Bush Memoir Hails Choking on Pretzel as Top Decision Point

New Bush Memoir Hails Choking on Pretzel as Top Decision Point

In his newly published memoir, Decision Points, former President George W. Bush hailed his most critical "decision point" as choking on a pretzel, which caused him to faint and fall off the sofa while watching American football on television. "The...
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Funny story: Teabagging Splash Leaves Wave of Sore Nut Sacks in its Wake

Teabagging Splash Leaves Wave of Sore Nut Sacks in its Wake

Nut sacks across America are raw after a wave of teabagging sucked up an elephant-sized nut sack of House of Representative races on election night. "Teabaggers without nut sacks currently in their mouths are cheering a win of the House of Represe...
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Funny story: The Spoof Fans Rate ThinkPoint Virus 4.7 out of 5 Stars

The Spoof Fans Rate ThinkPoint Virus 4.7 out of 5 Stars

TheSpoof fans turned their attention briefly away from Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert to become immersed in the most hilarious new computer virus ever. "ThinkPoint is an absolutely five-star hilarious computer virus!", said one user still rolling on t...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

Animal Rights Group Approves Consumption of Animals "Killed by Accident"

The meat industry and vegetarians everywhere are rejoicing in the decision by an animal rights group to encourage the consumption of animals that are the victims of accidental death. "Every day, thousands of otherwise humanely treated animals are...
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Funny story: BP Deploys Socks to Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill

BP Deploys Socks to Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill

BP chief executive Tony Hayward announced the oil company's latest effort to clean up the Gulf oil spill - socks! "It's very simple really, socks float and soak up anything liquidy, so if we dump enough of them in the Gulf, we can soak up all the...
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