MALIBU - Authorities arrested Farrah Fawcett's former lover Ryan O'Neal for allegedly eating the actress who videotaped her own demise. O'Neal then made a barnyard pass at his daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's own funeral.
O'Neal had this to sa...
PHILADELPHIA - NFL deviant Michael Vick held a press conference this morning where he announced that he is gay.
Vick stated "prison made me realize how much I love men, their smell, their lips, scruff and I am gay now, it's a great thing for me, I...
MIAMI - Renowned magician Dirk Copafeel has done it again, well sort of. He was apparently charged with fondling himself while performing a naked magic act at his tawdry private Bahamian island this past weekend.
The show, entitled Blow Me Away...
DETROIT - A chemical giant has unveiled their newest campaign to introduce a gentle new version of the infamous 1960's herbicide Agent Orange.
Sexy Hooter's waitress Bali Banks has signed on to lead the "chemical girls" who will attend chemical...
MEXICO - Authorities working undercover for the United States' Drug Enforcement Agency have announced that Sinaloa Cartel kingpin Joaquín Guzmán Loera, aka "El Chapo," has been arrested at a homosexual massage parlor outside border town Ciudad Juarez...
LOS ANGELES - Larry King interviewed Jermaine Jackson for the 35th time in the few short weeks since his brother's passing, but this time he says he's the star.
Mr. Jackson appeared giddy and relaxed as King stated "he had his collar up, his pearl...
LOS ANGELES - Jermaine Jackson appeared on Larry King Live this week where he revealed his plans for a Jackson reunion tour and his lifelong dream of playing Blackula in the upcoming film by Fox Atomic.
"Larry, I'm thankful Michael's death has b...
MANHATTAN - Famous bell maker, James Valdez, known for his exquisite bells which hang in such places as Notre Dame de Paris and Cathedrale de Mon Deux in Normandy, was commissioned to create bronze statues of the each of the members of the NYFD who l...
LOS ANGELES - A press conference convened at the illustrious Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills, California today to feature Dennis Hopper who claims he was in on the fake moon landing video hoax.
Hopper stated "I was into the slow-mo thing...
MINNEAPOLIS - Greg Lemond's accusations against Lance Armstrong stooped to new lows at a Le Tour de France press conference Thursday.
"I saw him, I did, he was huddled beside the Astana team bus stuffing something down his bib shorts, yeah, it l...
LONDON - Larry King of CNN has reportedly given the Susan Boyle sex tape a "thumbs up" and "it will be the one I keep on my nightstand."
I have to go barf, hold on. Ok, I'm back, sigh.
I suppose we are all in the same boat here wondering wher...
ANCHORAGE - What is considered as unsurprising to most liberal Americans is the news of Bristol Palin's second pregnancy. An employee of an unnamed drug store snitched to the press for $50 that Bristol had bought several pregnancy tests over the pas...
LOS ANGELES - Champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya finally admitted that he is reality slut Daisy De La Hoya of VH-1's trashy "Daisy Of Love."
Fin Dickers of Reality Star!Magazine fessed up to Daisy's true identity who has always claimed that Oscar i...
MINNEAPOLIS - Cycling star Greg LeMond was arrested last night outside a national sporting goods retail chain, for allegedly trying to steal a number of expensive items.
A customer claims she saw LeMond stuffing an item up his left pant leg, she...
CALABASAS - Jessica Simpson was privately ravaging her large stack of hotcakes Saturday night in a Calabasas International House of Pancakes when a band of grungy boys thought she was Beth Smith Chapman, a.k.a Dog's Bounty huntin' God fearin' ball an...
LOS ANGELES - A bystander clicked a cell phone snapshot of American Idol frontrunner Adam Lambert and feisty Simon Cowell passionately embracing in an alley behind the Fox studios. The two were said to be so engulfed with each other that they never...
LOS ANGELES - In a bizarre turn of events, California's shmoozy beauty queen tearfully admits to having gender reassignment surgery and face feminization.
Miss Prejean erupted in tears at a press conference in Glendale California's Valley Mall;...