Leona Lewis, former X Factor winner, has confirmed a new single called "Fucker who Punched Me" that is out now. It is available to listen to on her re-release album: " Echo's Of A Happy Girl"
Leona reported "This song is about that guy who punch...
When Manchester United won the British Premeire League, their supporters were over the moon. But days after they had won the competition, when they were at an after party, Rooney (intoxicated) ate off the left handle of the cup.
His teammates are...
When deciding to take the tube to see her boyfriend in the centre of London and she was on her own. She says "I'm a bit haunted, those little fuckers in the London Underground were so mean!!" She also said that passer bys were singing her debut singl...
Scientists have been experimenting with a three month old baby girl who had Swine Flu (which originally diagnosed people in Mexico).
They diagnosed her with the sexual transmitted disease AIDS and the flu just seemed to disappear. Scientists have...
At the white house, when Michelle Obama was out with the children buying groceries, Obama had a special guest at home.
Security have told tabloids that they heard obsessive laughing and screaming from both previous and current presidents. They als...
After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be.
After many men have...
When nude pictures of Rihanna were leaked online, they showed her with a nipple ring, and it appears to be Captain Hook's beloved hook.
Rihanna has confirmed it was stolen from Captain Hook and she is very sorry. Chris Brown was the person who act...
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