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Leona Lewis's New Song About Attacker

Leona Lewis, former X Factor winner, has confirmed a new single called "Fucker who Punched Me" that is out now. It is available to listen to on her re-release album: " Echo's Of A Happy Girl" Leona reported "This song is about that guy who punch...

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Manchester United Eats The Premeire League Cup!

Funny story: Manchester United Eats The Premeire League Cup!

When Manchester United won the British Premeire League, their supporters were over the moon. But days after they had won the competition, when they were at an after party, Rooney (intoxicated) ate off the left handle of the cup. His teammates are...

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Lily Allen Can't Smile!

When deciding to take the tube to see her boyfriend in the centre of London and she was on her own. She says "I'm a bit haunted, those little fuckers in the London Underground were so mean!!" She also said that passer bys were singing her debut singl...

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Swine Flu Cure Is AIDS

Funny story: Swine Flu Cure Is AIDS

Scientists have been experimenting with a three month old baby girl who had Swine Flu (which originally diagnosed people in Mexico). They diagnosed her with the sexual transmitted disease AIDS and the flu just seemed to disappear. Scientists have...

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Barrack Obama And George Bush Have Some ''Fun''!

At the white house, when Michelle Obama was out with the children buying groceries, Obama had a special guest at home. Security have told tabloids that they heard obsessive laughing and screaming from both previous and current presidents. They als...

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Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

Funny story: Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be. After many men have...

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Chris Brown Uses Captain Hook's Hook As A Nipple Ring On Rihanna

When nude pictures of Rihanna were leaked online, they showed her with a nipple ring, and it appears to be Captain Hook's beloved hook. Rihanna has confirmed it was stolen from Captain Hook and she is very sorry. Chris Brown was the person who act...

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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