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Funny story: Rokes Droft. Part the Last

Rokes Droft. Part the Last

Danton cupped a hand to his ear. "Hist" he said. "What can you hear?" asked Lynton. "A hiss" answered Danton. "Where's it coming from?" enquired Colonel Erskin. "That rucksack" said Danton, pointing to the green bundle on the floor. Pinxit made a grab for the offending item and opened the flap, from inside, a tall figure emerged wearing a pork pie trilby, rain coat and wellington bo...
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Funny story: Rooks Droft part two: The odds get better

Rooks Droft part two: The odds get better

The lads strolled outside and looked up toward the hills. On the horizon stood four thousand Zulu warriors, our battle hardened troops did the typical British thing and went for breakfast. "Do they always get up this early on a Sunday?" asked Lynton. "Maybe they are going to church" offered Pinxit. "Could be going shopping" said Danton. "Fuck em" replied Erskin "we have every right to...
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Funny story: Rooks Droft Part one: What Zulu's?

Rooks Droft Part one: What Zulu's?

On the 22nd of January 1879 a company of Royal Logistics corps found its way to the Buffalo River on the boarder of the Natal Province and Zulu Kingdom. They had been filling in the shit pits at a camp in Isandlwana when a pride of lions had mistaken them for short legged Spruce Gazelles. Being British soldiers first and shit shovelers second, they did the honourable thing and legged it. "What...
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Funny story: Zulu Warrior Arrested at White House After Hurling Warthog Over Fence!

Zulu Warrior Arrested at White House After Hurling Warthog Over Fence!

Washington,DC/ Tribal News - Carrying the traditional i-kiwas, a short thrusting spear, a descendant of Zulu King, Shaka, tried to present a tribal offering to incoming President Obama, which unfortunately led to his immediate arrest sparking an int...
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